Charlotte is a sissy town.
(Operating Room)
Surgeon: Did someone fart?
(Silence)
Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated a bowel.
Med Student: I farted.
<True story, allegedly>
Cancers SUCKS! BiL Wayne became unresponsive on Wednesday. He got out of ICU Thursday night but the staff aren't as attentive in a regular room because they care for more people. He had a really rough night last night and is very confused. It is hard to wait as they try to figure out what is happening.