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  1. #49301
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    Egg salad can destroy relationships if consumed in confined spacesÖsay, a road trip.

  2. #49302
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    Feb 2007
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    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Sigh. My older brother is a wanker.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    Sigh. My older brother is a wanker.
    My brother's younger brother is a wanker.

  4. #49304
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    My brother's younger brother is a wanker.
    My sister's younger brother is a wanker.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    My sister's younger brother is a wanker.
    Coach's kids.

  6. #49306
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    Atlanta, GA
    My motherís older brother is a wanker.

    I like this game.

  7. #49307
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    Thanks for the laughs. Much needed.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    My motherís older brother is a wanker.

    I like this game.
    It is more fun if you are not the wanker I bet.

  9. #49309
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    If you come into a family and youíre not sure who the wanker is does that mean itís you?

  10. Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    If you come into a family and youíre not sure who the wanker is does that mean itís you?
    Yes. 100%. But you have never had that happen I bet.

  11. #49311
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    Atlanta, GA

    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    If you come into a family and youíre not sure who the wanker is does that mean itís you?
    I think I might be the wanker in my wifeís family.

  12. #49312
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post

    I think I might be the wanker in my wifeís family.
    Exactly. Iím pretty sure a few people in my extended family have a different definition of wanker and Iím it even though everyone here knows Iím delightful.

  13. You know what's hard to pull off? A William Faulkner joke.

  14. #49314
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    As I Lay Dying. Itís not often a book title so perfectly describes my experience reading it.

  15. Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    As I Lay Dying. Itís not often a book title so perfectly describes my experience reading it.
    My mother is a fish.

  16. #49316
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    The only literary suicide less sympathetic than Quentin Compson's is Konstantin Gavrilovich Treplev's.

    I suppose that's not a joke, but drowning yourself because your sister has sex is at the very least ridiculous.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    The only literary suicide less sympathetic than Quentin Compson's is Konstantin Gavrilovich Treplev's.

    I suppose that's not a joke, but drowning yourself because your sister has sex is at the very least ridiculous.
    Googling. But I could see the reaction if the guy was me.

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