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  1. #67381
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    New Jersey
    Quote Originally Posted by Phredd3 View Post
    They just need to spruce up their humor.
    It's acorn-y joke for sure, but I admit it had me stumped. I wish we would leaf these puns alone.
    Rich
    "Failure is Not a Destination"
    Coach K on the Dan Patrick Show, December 22, 2016

  2. #67382
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, NC
    I wish you all would just put a cork in it!

  3. #67383
    Everybody here is just barking mad.

  4. #67384
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    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by 75Crazie View Post
    Everybody here is just barking mad.
    Sometimes I can be a bit of a beech.

  5. #67385
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Greenville, SC
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    It's acorn-y joke for sure, but I admit it had me stumped. I wish we would leaf these puns alone.
    C'mon, enough. What do you take me for, a sap?

  6. #67386
    Join Date
    Feb 2018
    Location
    Dur'm
    Quote Originally Posted by camion View Post
    C'mon, enough. What do you take me for, a sap?
    It does seem like we've taken this whole thread out behind the woodshed. I'm sure it's knot what ClemmonsDevil wanted to read.

  7. #67387
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by Phredd3 View Post
    It does seem like we've taken this whole thread out behind the woodshed. I'm sure it's knot what ClemmonsDevil wanted to read.
    Clem is to this thread as he views turkey is to meat. The ninth best.

    Also, chlorophyll.

  8. #67388
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    The 80 foot hemlock whose trunk is less than 2 feet from my front porch is coming down tomorrow. I am sad about it but, since the roots are starting to damage the foundation of my house, I have made my peace with losing it. It is also scary to think about the damage that could be done to either my house (and the people in it) or one of the neighbors' houses if it decided to come down in a storm.

    I have no puns to offer about the loss of this majestic tree but the recent string of puns has made me think about trees.

  9. #67389
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Santa Cruz CA
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    The 80 foot hemlock whose trunk is less than 2 feet from my front porch is coming down tomorrow. I am sad about it but, since the roots are starting to damage the foundation of my house, I have made my peace with losing it. It is also scary to think about the damage that could be done to either my house (and the people in it) or one of the neighbors' houses if it decided to come down in a storm.

    I have no puns to offer about the loss of this majestic tree but the recent string of puns has made me think about trees.
    We may have to take out some trees. Insurance is threatening to drop us unless we comply with all of their rules. The worst one is to not have trees or bushes within ten feet of fences or decks.

  10. #67390
    I see that the LTE is lumbering along quite nicely. Wooden't you know.

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