The longest thread ever

[DukieInKansas]

Hate to do this again, but I will take any and all good mojo you happen to have lying around. Thanks in advance.

Sending prayers, vibes, and all kinds of mojo your way.

[weezie]

There's always extra mojo for a Devil.

[YmoBeThere]

Vibes from South Central Teaxs.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

You guys and gals are the best. Going through some real tough family stuff.

[mattman91]

You guys and gals are the best. Going through some real tough family stuff.

You know where to find me if you need anything buddy.

[OldPhiKap]

Coming up with a name for a band is much harder than one would think.

[mattman91]

Coming up with a name for a band is much harder than one would think.

What kind of band?

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Coming up with a name for a band is much harder than one would think.

Pish posh. I come up with them daily. Offer some context.

[mattman91]

Pish posh. I come up with them daily. Offer some context.

^^Read an article this morning in the MX that mentioned you

Congrats on 15 years!

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

^^Read an article this morning in the MX that mentioned you

Congrats on 15 years!

Guess I should pick one up.

[TruBlu]

On Monday, I had a procedure that involved my posterior area, and local anesthetics. After the Doc and his nurse explained the procedure, they moved around to the area of their expertise, and continued making small talk with me (presumably to keep me occupied and distracted from the unpleasantness). The following is an excerpt of one conversation:

Doctor: "Again, how old are you?"

Me: Gave my age (which is somewhat substantial).

Doctor: "Wow! You certainly are in good shape."

Nurse: Why yes, you look much younger!"

Me: "Thanks, but I would have preferred that you told me that when you were talking to my face and not my butt."

It bought me a brief little timeout from the procedure while they got their laughter under control.

[DukieInKansas]

On Monday, I had a procedure that involved my posterior area, and local anesthetics. After the Doc and his nurse explained the procedure, they moved around to the area of their expertise, and continued making small talk with me (presumably to keep me occupied and distracted from the unpleasantness). The following is an excerpt of one conversation:

Doctor: "Again, how old are you?"

Me: Gave my age (which is somewhat substantial).

Doctor: "Wow! You certainly are in good shape."

Nurse: Why yes, you look much younger!"

Me: "Thanks, but I would have preferred that you told me that when you were talking to my face and not my butt."

It bought me a brief little timeout from the procedure while they got their laughter under control.

Adding another name to the list of DBR folks that I really want to meet in person.

[mattman91]

Adding another name to the list of DBR folks that I really want to meet in person.

This just made me think of how many DBR folks I have met in person.

I counted 8, but I think I'm missing 1 or 2.

[TruBlu]

Adding another name to the list of DBR folks that I really want to meet in person.

I’m at most home football and basketball games. Keep an eye out for an old looking guy with an apparently healthy looking backside.

(I briefly considered one of those plastic surgeries that claims to make you look 10 years younger...until I realized that I was also ugly 10 years ago.)

[Bostondevil]

When I was at the hospital giving birth to, I think my third son (might have been my second), I was getting an epidural. The young resident was working on the area getting ready to insert the needle. He was relatively new at this and was taking his time.

Me: Everything OK?
Resident: Yes, almost ready, you have a great anatomy.
Husband: That's why I married her.
Resident: (Mortified) No . . . I didn't . . . that's not what I meant.
Me: (Laughing) It's OK, ignore my husband, but please wait until I stop laughing to stick a needle in my spine.

[DukieInKansas]

I’m at most home football and basketball games. Keep an eye out for an old looking guy with an apparently healthy looking backside.

(I briefly considered one of those plastic surgeries that claims to make you look 10 years younger...until I realized that I was also ugly 10 years ago.)

I need to come to another football game - the last time I came was the Alabama game. This year, I'm going to the BC at Clemson game - family trip to see where one of the nephews works.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Not sure what this says about my headspace, but in a serious old Leonard Cohen phase.

[OldPhiKap]

Not sure what this says about my headspace, but in a serious old Leonard Cohen phase.

First
We take Manhattan
Then we take Berlin . . . .

[YmoBeThere]

Eenie meenie miney...

[94duke]

Eenie meenie miney...

Hey Moe!
(shoots the fish tank)