Originally Posted by bundabergdevil In more contemporary fare, nothing is better than rocking out with your American Woodcock out: Of course, American Woodcock needed random cat (and Collective Soul) to really tap into something the world had never seen before.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Of course, American Woodcock needed random cat (and Collective Soul) to really tap into something the world had never seen before. The band later broke up when random cat ate American Woodcock. Noted music critic Lester Bangs commented, "It was no surprise."
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil The band later broke up when random cat ate American Woodcock. Noted music critic Lester Bangs commented, "It was no surprise." Bangs then side-eyed his interviewer and added, "Still a cat-astrophe for everyone who loves good music."
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Bangs then side-eyed his interviewer and added, "Still a cat-astrophe for everyone who loves good music." The interviewer then concluded the interview by slapping Lester square in the face.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil The interviewer then concluded the interview by slapping Lester square in the face. To which circle said, "why not slap him me in the face?!?!"
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil To which circle said, "why not slap him me in the face?!?!" Rhombus sneered, "You're not even a quadrilateral, you can't be you-ed in the face!"
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Rhombus sneered, "You're not even a quadrilateral, you can't be you-ed in the face!" Triangle slunk back into the shadows, ashamed of her limited angles that only summed to 180.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Triangle slunk back into the shadows, ashamed of her limited angles that only summed to 180. Meanwhile, pentagon puffed up his chest and said, "Four angles! Euclidean me! It's much better to slap Lester me in the face!"
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Meanwhile, pentagon puffed up his chest and said, "Four angles! Euclidean me! It's much better to slap Lester me in the face!" Octagon wanted to get in on the action but couldn't because he eight too much.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Octagon wanted to get in on the action but couldn't because he eight too much. "Cosine", said hexagon, who had also eaten too much.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil "Cosine", said hexagon, who had also eaten too much. Time for a joke: If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and you're Finnish when you leave it, what are you in between?
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Time for a joke: If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and you're Finnish when you leave it, what are you in between? European.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil European. Which brings us back to hummingbirds.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil Which brings us back to hummingbirds. According to Calder and Hiebert, hummingbirds may pee in amounts equal to between 56% and 149% of their body weight every day.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil According to Calder and Hiebert, hummingbirds may pee in amounts equal to between 56% and 149% of their body weight every day. You'd need a doctor for that but probably not a cardiologist.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil According to Calder and Hiebert, hummingbirds may pee in amounts equal to between 56% and 149% of their body weight every day. That's a lot of water weight.
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil You'd need a doctor for that but probably not a cardiologist. might need a psychiatrist
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere That's a lot of water weight. It is. People only produce pee amounts equal to 1.5% to 2.5% of our body weight. We must have all the vinegar, the hummingbirds all the piss?
Originally Posted by richardjackson199 might need a psychiatrist That's what the bud light is for?
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil According to Calder and Hiebert, hummingbirds may pee in amounts equal to between 56% and 149% of their body weight every day. Not a McKinsey interview case question: how many hummingbirds can fit in a 757?
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