45 and cloudy early this morning in Vegas. And almost two months until springtime. Ugh.
Stephen Colbert is a comic genius. Great run!
45 and cloudy early this morning in Vegas. And almost two months until springtime. Ugh.
I will be in Vegas in a week or so. Yay!
And I forgot to mention, today is SOUP day! Weeee!
Mashed potatoes are in the mail! All deliveries should be before Christmas Eve, so save a spot on the table. Latkes should have all been received. PM me if you need a tracking number.
Looking forward to the gravy, I send the kids to the mailbox every few hours to let me know if they've arrived!
I shipped several palates of my new creation, "Taters n' Tenders" -- mashed potatoes with chunks of raw chicken, ready to cook and serve. I have been informed by the United States Food and Drug Administration that they frown upon the mailing of raw, unrefrigerated chicken. I am therefore discontinuing such shipments, and am told by my crack legal staff that you should simply discard the packages upon arrival. I apologize in advance for those who we're looking forward to it. A concept ahead of its time, I guess.
And if my i-pad spell check changes "were" to "we're" one more time, I'm shooting special skeet in the back yard.
Well, I forgot our anniversary.
I'll be sleeping in the doghouse for a week.
Oh man. I remember when husband-of-weezie forgot ours relatively early on. It cost him dearly. But now these hundreds of years later I don't get that worked up. Flowers, sparkly stuff - if feasible, and abject grovelling, those should help. Get a 90 minute massage gift certificate too.
"Anniversaries are for those who look back, I'm always looking forward to a great future honey"
(Didn't work for me, but better luck to some of you)
From chat tonight:
ChatBot: (LIBOR+100) is now known as (Section1250Recapture).
(20:56:40) ChatBot: (k=1K) is now known as (DutchTulipExchangeRate).
(20:56:58) ChatBot: (Chapter_11) is now known as (All_E&P_Amount).
(20:56:58) (Fibonacci): 8o
(20:57:19) (1040): would love for CB&B to show up again about now.
(20:57:21) ChatBot: (Fibonacci) is now known as (GDP).
(20:57:24) (DutchTulipExchangeRate): Hell, I've forgotten who everyone is. Night!
(20:57:43) (DutchTulipExchangeRate): (oPK)
(20:57:43) ChatBot: (All_E&P_Amount) is now known as (902_Credit).
(20:57:51) ChatBot: (Section1250Recapture) is now known as (Try2BeatGeno2Night).
(20:57:59) ChatBot: (sin(θ)) is now known as (kwenda_kuzimu_carolina).
(20:58:05) ChatBot: (1040) is now known as (TuckFexas).
(20:58:22) ChatBot: (6.02x10_23) is now known as (soh_cah_toa).
(20:58:39) ChatBot: (902_Credit) is now known as (Common_Little_Adults).
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.