The longest thread ever

[Bostondevil]

How soon is too soon to eat lunch after breakfast? Asking for a friend.

It's like swimming, you gotta wait a half hour.

[YmoBeThere]

It's like swimming, you gotta wait a half hour.

Okay, I'm good then. While I didn't have a bundaberg situation, things got held up this morning.

[YmoBeThere]

One of the joys of my current living situation is that I get to clean up leaves twice a year.

[YmoBeThere]

While not the hottest of peppers, good jalapenos can still loosen up the sinuses.

[BlueTeuf]

How soon is too soon to eat lunch after breakfast? Asking for a friend.

In early '80s Dukedom the Sunday brunch - Hilton (I think) and later the Europa was the best kind of high class date. One price, elegant breakfast and lunch fare, bubbly maybe. All you cared to eat.

Which is a long way to getting to my suggested answer: How soon? When your plate's empty.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Research question: Have all single malt distilleries managed to turn an emotion into whisky like Laphroaig has done with revenge?

For such research purposes, I had another shot of Craigellachie last night, this time in my favorite shot glass, the one with a quote painted on the side that reads, "The problem with some people is that when they are not drunk, they are sober" W. B. Yeats. I decided not to let drinking scotch out of a glass quoting an Irishman be a problem. (I had to wash the glass first as it was dusty.)

Alas, I could not assign a single emotion to Craigellachie. It's rather smooth in your mouth and doesn't kick you in the pants until you let it start trickling down your throat. So, no single emotion, in the end Craigellachie is the taste of The Equalizer, it's all fun and games until Denzel starts the clock.

I don't know, because I never kissed myself, but I always assumed my lips tasted of regret and resignation.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Jack Handey did also back in the day.

To me, clowns aren’t funny.
In fact, they’re kind of scary.
I’ve wondered where this started
and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus,
and a clown killed my dad.

[bundabergdevil]

I don't know, because I never kissed myself, but I always assumed my lips tasted of regret and resignation.

And flecks of turkey pot pie...

[ClemmonsDevil]

And flecks of turkey pot pie...

Probably not that.

[bundabergdevil]

Probably not that.

Figured that was the regret.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Figured that was the regret.

It was her regret.

[bundabergdevil]

It was her regret.

For kissing a turkey?

[ClemmonsDevil]

for kissing a turkey?

exactly

[richardjackson199]

That's gained 100 since yesterday. If we do that everyday for a month, we'll have re-earned our thread name.

It's a beautiful day outside.

Good luck with your mission

[YmoBeThere]

In early '80s Dukedom the Sunday brunch - Hilton (I think) and later the Europa was the best kind of high class date. One price, elegant breakfast and lunch fare, bubbly maybe. All you cared to eat.

Which is a long way to getting to my suggested answer: How soon? When your plate's empty.

Good answers aren't easy, they take time to develop.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Good answers aren't easy, they take time to develop.

I stopped eating breakfast about 2 years ago. I usually eat a meal between 10:30-11:30 and then dinner between 6:00-7:00.

[YmoBeThere]

His name wasn't really Rip Torn, was it?

[ClemmonsDevil]

His name wasn't really Rip Torn, was it?

Sissy Spacek was his cousin. Just found that out.

[bundabergdevil]

His name wasn't really Rip Torn, was it?

Google says it was Elmore Rual Torn.

[bundabergdevil]

It’s a major award!