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    Shana Tova

    Wishing all those who are celebrating Rosh Hashanah a happy, healthy and sweet new year.

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    Happy new year to those who celebrate.

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    North of Durham
    Happy New Year to the DBR community and all of your loved ones.

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    L’Shana Tova!
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
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    L’shanah Tovah. Happy Rosh Hashanah.

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    A sweet and happy New Year to all!

    Larry
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    Happy New Year to those who celebrate!

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    לשנה טובה תכתבו ותחתמו

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    Borrowed from a friend:

    On Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Tashlich. Jews traditionally go to the ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw breadcrumbs into the water to symbolize throwing away their sins of the past year.

    Here are some suggestions for which type of bread is appropriate for specific sins:
    For ordinary sins - White Bread
    For erotic sins - French Bread
    For dark sins - Pumpernickel
    For complex sins - Multi-Grain
    For twisted sins - Pretzels
    For tasteless sins - Rice Cakes
    For sins committed in haste - Matzoh
    For sins of chutzpah - Fresh Bread
    For substance abuse - Stoned Wheat
    For use of heavy drugs - Poppy Seed
    For auto theft - Caraway
    For ill-temperedness - Sourdough
    For eccentricity - Nut Bread
    For extreme eccentricity - Banana Nut Bread
    For not giving full value - Shortbread
    For excessive irony - Rye Bread
    For unnecessary chances - Hero
    For telling dad jokes - Corn Bread
    For war-mongering - Kaiser Rolls
    For promiscuity - Hot Buns
    For promiscuity with Christians - Hot Cross Buns,
    For racism - Crackers
    For sophisticated racism - Ritz Crackers
    For being holier than thou - Bagels
    For dropping in without notice - Popovers
    For overeating - Stuffing
    For raising your voice - Challah
    For egotism - Puff Pastry
    For I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.-kissing - Brownies
    For being overly smothering - Angel Food cake
    For wild youth - Oat bread
    For stinginess - Crumbs
    For unfaithfulness - Turnovers
    For sins of omission - Naan
    For masochism - Pain de mie
    For humor at the expense of others - Laffa

    Shana Tova to all who celebrate
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
    9F 9F 9F
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