Yeah, I saw that yesterday and sent it to my contacts. Pretty funny.
"One POSSIBLE future. From your point of view... I don't know tech stuff.".... Kyle Reese
Yeah, I saw that yesterday and sent it to my contacts. Pretty funny.
The ironic thing is we've been seeing Coach K a lot this tournament with a duck. The Aflac duck.
I usually love whatever The Onion puts out but could have done without the crack at the end. Something about K favoring "the whitest and most petulant duck".
I will forever defend The Onion after this bit of genius.
Onion amicus brief - Supreme Court of the United States https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketP...us%20Brief.pdf
Last edited by -jk; 03-18-2023 at 12:59 PM. Reason: link
Here is ChatGPT’s attempt
Coach K was determined to teach these ducks how to play man-to-man defense. He had already tried to teach them zone defense, but the ducks had just waddled around aimlessly, not quite grasping the concept of guarding a specific area.
So, Coach K decided to take matters into his own hands and demonstrate man-to-man defense himself. He put on a pair of duck feet flippers, took a deep breath, and jumped into the pond.
The ducks watched in amazement as Coach K swam towards them, flapping his flippers and shouting out instructions. "Okay, ducks! This is how you play man-to-man defense. You need to stick to your man like glue, and don't let them get by you!"
The ducks stared at him blankly, but Coach K was undeterred. He swam towards the first duck and tried to mimic the duck's movements, flapping his flippers in the same way. The duck just looked at him, puzzled.
Coach K moved on to the next duck, determined to get through to them. "Come on, guys! You can do this! Just stay with your man and don't let them get by you!"
But the ducks were more interested in nibbling on bits of bread floating on the water than learning how to play defense. They quacked and honked and paddled around aimlessly, ignoring Coach K's coaching.
In the end, Coach K gave up on teaching the ducks man-to-man defense. He climbed out of the pond, dripping wet and defeated. He realized that maybe ducks weren't meant to play basketball after all. But as he fed them their favorite bread, he couldn't help but think that they were still pretty great athletes in their own way.
Plus ducks are territorial. Zone is the one defense they would already know.
Ducks (on plate in France) = confit.