Dr. Maturin says:
"Tony Elliott said this week that he chose Virginia over Duke because they have more history and tradition (he must be unaware that football existed before the 1980s) and that he considered Elko as a candidate for defensive coordinator... I'm still chuckling at that one."
Well, he had a much, much better chance of beating Duke if Elko had helped him out a bit. Just sayin'.
Man, if your Mom made you wear that color when you were a baby, and you're still wearing it, it's time to grow up!