Hi All - sorry for the delay and keeping everyone in suspense. Was out of town all weekend and have spent the last 3 days dealing with buying and selling cars and swapping titles.
So decided to buy the Impala. Got it for $3300. It has a very small oil leak, tire pressure sensor doesn't work, windows are kinda creaky, 220K miles, and the A/C has an occasional knock. That's about all that's wrong with it. Was going to push everything to later this week, but the owner cancelled his insurance and I had to scramble and get the tags switched and the car reinsured. Went to the tag office at 4pm and spent 30m waiting in the wrong line. Luckily they helped everyone who was in by 4pm and were overall very friendly. Out by 5pm for $80 and a new plate. That was yesterday. We're all straight and she's in the driveway now. A bit bigger than the Accord, but seems like a reasonable car for a teenager to take out.
As for the Honda, the body shop suggested putting it on Facebook marketplace. I listed it at an aggressive $1,850. Keep in mind the car has 200K miles and two broken axles. But it cranks, A/C works, and other than the body damage seems to be in good shape interior-wise. I figured I'd be lucky to get a grand out of it.
Not quite.
I had 20 inquiries in the first 8 hours with a high offer of $1100. By Saturday I was at $1,600, and Sunday someone offered full price.
So Monday I work from home after arranging to meet the buyer at the dealership. Unfortunately he goes dark and stops responding to texts altogether. So Monday night I'm calling the $1,600 offer who hems and haws and won't give me a firm answer. Go to the third guy who was excited at $1,500, but he bought another car after I told him there were higher bidders. But at least he was responsive.
I ended up settling with a guy for $1,300 cash this afternoon. He's got to pay another $300 to tow it (can't put it on a dolly due to the broken rear axle), then probably $1,500 worth of parts and labor at a minimum to get it drivable. But it is ultimately out of my hair.
All told I'm out $2K for the wreck out of pocket, but it was never reported to insurance so no points or ticket. And I'm back to three cars with a clean title. All things considered, that's not a horrible outcome.
Thanks for the advice on the Impala. Will see how she holds up. I did throw my name in a raffle for a used Subaru benefitting a local charity so maybe I'll get lucky and get to flip another car
Oh, and to the one poster upthread, my wife DID own a Highlander for a bit (2003 I think). We looked at the newer models and ended up going with the Hyundai Santa Fe instead. My posting name is actually a nod to my middle name which I share with a couple of immortal and fictional Scottsmen.