FB: Virginia 48, Duke 0

[Dr. Maturin]

The hay is already in the barn. Nothing that could reasonably happen in a 5-game sample would change the decline over the last few years, or the poor staffing moves, or the Cut-era record low attendances, or the players bolting through the transfer portal, or the frequent no-shows from the team, etc.

[martydoesntfoul]

If you’re looking for something to feel more optimistic about as it relates to this game, stop reading immediately:

That stout UVA defense just gave up 66 points and 734 total yards to BYU last night.

[TKG]

Kick the can and hope no one squawks.

If this were to happen, and I tend to think it will (regardless of number of wins in our remaining games, if any) it will demonstrate just how little Duke cares about football.