I didn't watch the telecast, but I caught the halftime show on YouTube.
(Sorry, the No Fun League is not letting me embed the video.)
It was all right. I am morally opposed to the medley concept -- play the whole song, or at least more than one verse of it. It's even weirder when you have multiple artists singing for about a minute at a time.
There were too many artists. Normally -- and I apologize if this offends anyone, but it shouldn't -- the NFL finds a way to second-guess/dilute the halftime product so as to appease the diverse factions of its audience. Katy Perry too pop? Let's add Lenny Kravitz so the rock station dudes will watch. Bruno Mars? Let's add the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Coldplay skew too old? Bring back Beyonce and Bruno Mars.
This time I felt that the lineup had no demographic concessions -- maybe Kendrick Lamar, generationally -- so it was really self-diluted. It needed editing. I didn't get much out of Mary J. Blige's "No More Drama" or either Kendrick Lamar track, and interestingly, Dr. Dre produced none of those three. Why were they included? Surrounding Lamar with "Dre Day" dancers made it looked he was shoehorned in to the festivities.
With a skilled censor, Eminem could've done a halftime show by himself, so he seemed pointless here. Was he representing Detroit like Matthew Stafford? "Lose Yourself" (also not produced by Dr. Dre) just didn't fit. Maybe it works in a stadium at nighttime, but not in daylight in a curiously unpainted set.
Dr. Dre was a surprisingly good showman, and the show lagged in the middle without him. While I liked Blige's "Family Affair" and 50 Cent's "In da Club" (both Dre-produced tracks), I could sacrifice them for a more streamlined show. I don't know, pair Dr. Dre with Ice Cube and keep Snoop Dogg and I think it would have worked even better. Dual tributes to Tupac and Eazy-E in Los Angeles. A real lost opportunity.
I like Chris Collinsworth AND I loved the halftime show.
Guess that makes me a unicorn?
This.
Hip hop is so much more than rap, and Mary J. Blige is a prime example of that. She’s (to reiterate) widely considered the “queen” of non-rap hip hop, and moreover is widely credited with bringing rap to the mainstream by featuring a session rapper on every track of the ‘What’s the 411’ remix album in 1993.
If you don’t consider Mary J. Blige hip hop, it only indicates that you don’t know much about hip hop.
Nah. You guys are cool. I'm clearly the opposite of a unicorn (since I believe the term is used in a unique, but also positive, light). I disliked the color guy calling the game. I disliked the way the game ended (the team that won, I mean). I thoroughly disliked the half-time show (never been into rap or modern hip-hop music at all). I didn't even care for most of the commercials (a few were funny).
I was the Gollum of that Superbowl for sure. Brady's retirement probably didn't help me get into the proper mood heading into it. I've never felt like more a curmudgeon watching a game than I did a couple of nights ago. Even when the Bengals were ahead, I couldn't enjoy it because of the gnawing feeling that the Rams would win at the end. Ugh... Absolute torture. Good riddance to that season for me.
My Precious. Where is my precious?!!!
One last thing: I was happy for Stafford. That poor guy labored for years in Detroit and had nothing to show for it. So I really am glad for him.
My bigger issue is that I almost never root for teams from LA. Having been to the city many times I just find that fans to have that "we are owed because we are the mighty LA/Hollywood" attitude that bugs me to no end. And then to add on to it, the thing about trying to buy championships. I know there's a salary cap and they can't do what happens in baseball in the NFL, but it still felt that way to me.
Congrats to the Rams. See you all in the next season thread.
we are now free to "enjoy" the next 11.5 months of Mel Kiper telling us about this years draft, next year's draft, and the one after that.
Or Dolly Parton who had the greatest single day in the history of art. She Wrote "I will always love you" and "Jolene" in the same damn day. That would literally be like Michelangelo climbing down from the Sistine Chapel and sitting his I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this. down to write Jolene.