Thread integrity.
I coulda been an NBA power forward back in the day if I hadn't slathered my body with Crisco as I laid by the pool when I was a youngster.
I should have been 6' 8" at least, but Crisco stunted my growth. I guess I should have known because it said right on the label that Crisco is shortening!!
Does anyone else feel like this thread sounds like a fun night out post-pandemic?
For some reason it also reminds me of Wyatt Earp’s wife. I need my laudanum, Wyatt. I have to have it.