Clicking on and reading...
Nah, never mind.
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
Not really a blunder but...
I was setting up a new home network for a client and she asked me to get her laptop on and save the new settings etc. As she opened it, she said "But whatever you do, don't open that folder!" and pointed to one on her desktop. We had been joking most of the day about stuff and she didn't seem "that" serious about it so I said "C'mon, you can't just say that about a folder and not tell me what's in it!" So she opened it to show me shots of her, bare-chested, before and then after her breast augmentation.
She asked me "So what do you think, worth the money?"
I just smiled and said "Yes ma'am."
"That young man has an extra step on his ladder the rest of us just don't have."
Sage Grouse
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'When I got on the bus for my first road game at Duke, I saw that every player was carrying textbooks or laptops. I coached in the SEC for 25 years, and I had never seen that before, not even once.' - David Cutcliffe to Duke alumni in Washington, DC, June 2013
This just happened today to a family friend...
A family friend just had a facelift on Friday. She and her husband saw a stitch on her ear that they were concerned about, and contacted the surgeon. He asked them to send a picture of the stitch. They sent a picture. Unfortunately, after they hit send, they noticed that the reflection in the mirror also had a great view of her boobs. Always, ALWAYS, check your pictures thoroughly before sending.
CNN has an internal instant messaging system that is really simplistic in terms of user name. I am JEvans. There is a camerawoman I know named Jane Evans who has the username EvansJ.
Jane was having a hot and heavy relationship with a fellow employee... The fellow employee was a friend of mine who was suitably mortified when I told him Jason Evans was not interested in the acts he was describing in lurid detail.
Why are you wasting time here when you could be wasting it by listening to the latest episode of the DBR Podcast?
Sage Grouse
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'When I got on the bus for my first road game at Duke, I saw that every player was carrying textbooks or laptops. I coached in the SEC for 25 years, and I had never seen that before, not even once.' - David Cutcliffe to Duke alumni in Washington, DC, June 2013
At least none of us are this lawyer who gave away the game:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/lawyer-yo...163647963.html
Well, back in the day I was leader of our company's Macintosh (Apple) user group. Each month we'd hold a lunchtime meeting to discuss all things related to Apple computers, usually with a guest speaker from Apple or others. But every meeting started with an icebreaker called "cool stuff," a short 5 minute presentation by one of our nerds on some really fun and not necessarily business-related thing to do with your Apple computer. One month, the cool stuff was an app that displayed a cartoon silhouette of a woman; by pressing certain secret keys the cartoon would disrobe. Oops! It was then end of "cool stuff" and almost the end of the entire group, but I was able to offer heartfelt mea culpas to HR, etc. No, it had never occurred to me that every meeting's cool stuff should be previewed by me.