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  1. #1001
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    Jan 2010
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    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by MChambers View Post
    My son says his new microchip itches.
    DNA alterations are itchy.

  2. #1002
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by TruBlu View Post
    The side effects some folks feel during the first few days after vaccination are due to the microchips being slow to latch onto the arm bone. Once attached, the symptoms should go away. 😜
    Quote Originally Posted by MChambers View Post
    My son says his new microchip itches.
    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyNotCrazie View Post
    Tell him to stop itching as it is really messing up the transmission of his data feed.
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    DNA alterations are itchy.
    Seriously, y'all, some less than intelligent person could read this and think it's true! That crap in Miami is blowing my mind, I'm afraid of joking about anything anymore!

  3. #1003
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    Nov 2009
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    Richmond, VA
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Seriously, y'all, some less than intelligent person could read this and think it's true! That crap in Miami is blowing my mind, I'm afraid of joking about anything anymore!
    aimo's chip seems to be malfunctioning
    "That young man has an extra step on his ladder the rest of us just don't have."

  4. #1004
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    Dec 2009
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    North of Durham
    Quote Originally Posted by Nrrrrvous View Post
    aimo's chip seems to be malfunctioning
    Give me a second and I think I can get tech support to fix it remotely.

  5. #1005
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyNotCrazie View Post
    Give me a second and I think I can get tech support to fix it remotely.
    Just call Bill Gates directly. This is his pet project. Gates has earth, Musk has Mars, and Soros has our souls.

  6. #1006
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    I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Seriously, y'all, some less than intelligent person could read this and think it's true! That crap in Miami is blowing my mind, I'm afraid of joking about anything anymore!
    Who's joking? We'll deal with them.

  7. #1007
    Quote Originally Posted by MChambers View Post
    My son says his new microchip itches.
    Funny, I just have an overwhelming urge to switch my default search engine to Bing.

  8. #1008
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyNotCrazie View Post
    Give me a second and I think I can get tech support to fix it remotely.
    I think I felt that one!

  9. #1009
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    I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya
    Boomers gettin' theirs!


  10. #1010
    Quote Originally Posted by dudog84 View Post
    Boomers gettin' theirs!

    I watched that several times when it came out.

  11. #1011
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Seriously, y'all, some less than intelligent person could read this and think it's true! That crap in Miami is blowing my mind, I'm afraid of joking about anything anymore!
    It is actually really sad. The article I'll link below really sums up the mindset so many folk in my neck of the wood. Can't break through to them no matter what. It's depressing.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/30/h...epublican.html

  12. #1012
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    Nov 2007
    Location
    Vermont
    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernDukie View Post
    It is actually really sad. The article I'll link below really sums up the mindset so many folk in my neck of the wood. Can't break through to them no matter what. It's depressing.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/30/h...epublican.html
    who needs vaccines when you have the power of snakes to rely on.

  13. #1013
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    I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya
    Props to a friend on facebook, try this on your anti-vax friends:

    So...you've been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but don't want the vaccine because "You don't know what's in it"?

  14. #1014
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    My 23 year old son got J&J yesterday and feels rather yucky today.

  15. #1015
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    I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya
    Quote Originally Posted by dudog84 View Post
    Props to a friend on facebook, try this on your anti-vax friends:

    So...you've been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but don't want the vaccine because "You don't know what's in it"?
    Pictures are even better.

    181222260_808465913097170_4157354674487527122_n.jpg

  16. #1016
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    Nov 2007
    Location
    Vermont
    If you walk down a street in Vermont, there's a good chance you'll get dragged into an alley and someone will give you a jab...clinics are everywhere, no reservations needed for a bunch of them. Gov has vowed to open everything up by July 4, and he plans to do it by inoculating folks, one way or another.

  17. #1017
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    If you walk down a street in Vermont, there's a good chance you'll get dragged into an alley and someone will give you a jab...clinics are everywhere, no reservations needed for a bunch of them. Gov has vowed to open everything up by July 4, and he plans to do it by inoculating folks, one way or another.
    Back in the day, the "jabs" on King Street in Burlington were quite different.

  18. #1018
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    Nov 2007
    Location
    Vermont
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    Back in the day, the "jabs" on King Street in Burlington were quite different.
    oh yes, King Street is still a bit rustic.

  19. #1019
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    oh yes, King Street is still a bit rustic.
    There was a late night and early bar there that I saw people stumble out of at nine in the morning from time to time. Eesh.

  20. #1020
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    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    There was a late night and early bar there that I saw people stumble out of at nine in the morning from time to time. Eesh.
    Allegedly.

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