Slammin' on my man Hurley makes me wanna buss a cap!
Some of it was indeed pretty funny. The Wojo piece was funny:
Regarding Wojo's floor slapping:
It was more agonizing than hands screeching down a chalkboard. No matter if Duke was up by 20 or down by 20, after any big play WoJo was pounding that floor. He was a tenacious little f**cker in that regard. How someone didn’t just turn and punch him in the heat of the moment, I will never know.
Regarding J.J.'s dark poetry:
“A sharp thorn once cut my soul. The blood flowed, but no bandage would cover the wound. I couldn't help but stare at the distant moon. Waiting for a resolution to come at an instant soon.”
How does Redick's mom respond when she reads that sh**t? "J.J I don't understand, I thought we pampered you and kept you away from drugs and Slayer."
Someone needs to write him, however, to inform him that Shane Battier is not white.
-EarlJam