can there be a humorous crime?

[budwom]

BREAKING NEWS! (is there a more overused phrase these days?):https://vtdigger.org/2020/06/02/mass...ing-aot-worker

Christoph may have to work on the means by which he is "guiding others to light", unless he runs pickle tossing seminars or something.

Our investigative team has also pointed out that the victim is name Hoffman, could this be a Boys From Brazil type of situation?

[CameronBlue]

I bet he's hoping there's a Claussen the laws that will help him avoid prosecution.

Only if the projectile had been a piccolo instead, flaunting the law is second nature to a flautist.

[pfrduke]

Only if the projectile had been a piccolo instead, flaunting the law is second nature to a flautist.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/word...aunt-and-flout

[CameronBlue]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/word...aunt-and-flout

Pendant.

[CameronBornAndBred]

Some of the puns in this thread are absolutely criminal.

[pfrduke]

Pendant.

Now you're just baiting me...

[Indoor66]

Only if the projectile had been a piccolo instead, flaunting the law is second nature to a flautist.

Cue up to play Brian's Song.

[dudog84]

Now you're just baiting me...

Oh, I thought so too!

[Phredd3]

I bet he's hoping there's a Claussen the laws that will help him avoid prosecution.

Only if his lawyers are Krafty.

[fidel]

"Police put pause to perpetrator projecting pickles while passing proximate proletarians."

Not stated was how many proletarians did projecting perpetrator plink.

[devildeac]

"Police put pause to perpetrator projecting pickles while passing proximate proletarians."

Not stated was how many proletarians did projecting perpetrator plink.

Perplexing.

[dudog84]

"Police put pause to perpetrator projecting pickles while passing proximate proletarians."

Not stated was how many proletarians did projecting perpetrator plink.

Perplexing.

Preposterous!

[BD80]

"Police put pause to perpetrator projecting pickles while passing proximate proletarians."

Not stated was how many proletarians did projecting perpetrator plink.

Seems to me Ferd Berfel pickled Frank Farkel's wife Fanny.

[bundabergdevil]

Seems to me Ferd Berfel pickled Frank Farkel's wife Fanny.

Any relation to Turd Ferguson?

[IrishDevil]

Cue up to play Brian's Song.

Wouldn't that be Brine's Song?

[CameronBlue]

Wouldn't that be Brine's Song?

..ooooooooooooo, that's how it's done folks. Sweet.

[Green Wave Dukie]

Wouldn't that be Brine's Song?

That Bearly qualifies as a pun (at least that’s what Gayle Sayers)

[Indoor66]

That Beerly qualifies as a pun (at least that’s what Gayle Sayers)

FIFY

[PackMan97]

For some reason, I imagined this thread going off into discussions about crimes where the criminal broke their upper arm bone.

I'll try not brine and complain about being wrong, but instead can my expectations and realize that comes out of this process is very different than what goes in.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

For some reason, I imagined this thread going off into discussions about crimes where the criminal broke their upper arm bone.

I'll try not brine and complain about being wrong, but instead can my expectations and realize that comes out of this process is very different than what goes in.

Ulnae be a party to that.