with all the ugly stuff happening in the world, I was nearly gratified to read in today's paper about a local interstate crime spree...one Christoph Herrmannsdoerfer (great name) of Williamstown, MA was driving thru southern VT when he wantonly and willfully hurled a "large pickle" at a Vermont highway worker, causing him "pain." Thanks to the quick action of the Williamstown police force, the alleged perp was apprehended.
https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Ma...570953691.html
Don't you just relish and easy target like this?
Thanks I needed this. My coffee is all over my keyboard.
He is in quite a "pickle". (Does this count as a pun.)
Not an i-dill outcome for Mr. Herrmannsdoerfer.
Pretty sure that Arlo Guthrie wrote a song about this . . . .
Hopefully it wasn’t a spear he threw.
“Coach said no 3s.” - Zion on The Block
Simple a-salt.
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
They'll have him over a barrel.
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
That's a dilly of a crime.
I am truly beginning to sour on this thread . . .
It's a Vlassic case of hit and run...
"That young man has an extra step on his ladder the rest of us just don't have."
Keep chipping away, folks.
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.