can there be a humorous crime?

[budwom]

with all the ugly stuff happening in the world, I was nearly gratified to read in today's paper about a local interstate crime spree...one Christoph Herrmannsdoerfer (great name) of Williamstown, MA was driving thru southern VT when he wantonly and willfully hurled a "large pickle" at a Vermont highway worker, causing him "pain." Thanks to the quick action of the Williamstown police force, the alleged perp was apprehended.

https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Ma...570953691.html

[Stray Gator]

with all the ugly stuff happening in the world, I was nearly gratified to read in today's paper about a local interstate crime spree...one Christoph Herrmannsdoerfer (great name) of Williamstown, MA was driving thru southern VT when he wantonly and willfully hurled a "large pickle" at a Vermont highway worker, causing him "pain." Thanks to the quick action of the Williamstown police force, the alleged perp was apprehended.

https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Ma...570953691.html

Some people can be real gherks.

[CrazyNotCrazie]

with all the ugly stuff happening in the world, I was nearly gratified to read in today's paper about a local interstate crime spree...one Christoph Herrmannsdoerfer (great name) of Williamstown, MA was driving thru southern VT when he wantonly and willfully hurled a "large pickle" at a Vermont highway worker, causing him "pain." Thanks to the quick action of the Williamstown police force, the alleged perp was apprehended.

https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Ma...570953691.html

I ask all of our legal eagles how the law applies to carrying a lethal pickle across state lines for use in a crime, assuming it was bought in Massachusetts. And can the driver also be held responsible?

The whole thing just doesn't sound kosher.

[Ggallagher]

Don't you just relish and easy target like this?

[bundabergdevil]

I ask all of our legal eagles how the law applies to carrying a lethal pickle across state lines for use in a crime, assuming it was bought in Massachusetts. And can the driver also be held responsible?

The whole thing just doesn't sound kosher.

If a friend of mine did that, it’d be dillbreaker.

[MarkD83]

Thanks I needed this. My coffee is all over my keyboard.

He is in quite a "pickle". (Does this count as a pun.)

[camion]

Not an i-dill outcome for Mr. Herrmannsdoerfer.

[Nrrrrvous]

Don't you just relish and easy target like this?

Some would say it's our bread and butter.

[Indoor66]

I ask all of our legal eagles how the law applies to carrying a lethal pickle across state lines for use in a crime, assuming it was bought in Massachusetts. And can the driver also be held responsible?

The whole thing just doesn't sound kosher.

Punishment will be meted out at Mt. Olive.

[OldPhiKap]

Pretty sure that Arlo Guthrie wrote a song about this . . . .

[Tripping William]

Punishment will be meted out at Mt. Olive.

Too cuke by half.

[Dr. Rosenrosen]

Hopefully it wasn’t a spear he threw.

[devildeac]

Simple a-salt.

[devildeac]

They'll have him over a barrel.

[dudog84]

That's a dilly of a crime.

[aimo]

I am truly beginning to sour on this thread . . .

[Nrrrrvous]

It's a Vlassic case of hit and run...

[bundabergdevil]

I am truly beginning to sour on this thread . . .

This just good fun. Don’t be one of those UNC brine and cheese types...

[devildeac]

Keep chipping away, folks.

[CrazyNotCrazie]

Keep chipping away, folks.

I bet he's hoping there's a Claussen the laws that will help him avoid prosecution.