Bad puns from another thread

[bundabergdevil]

Has this thread turned into references to all spreadables? Because it sure seems like a lot of Fluff to me.

It (vege)mite have.

[OldPhiKap]

It (vege)mite have.

Thanks, I must hummus-sed the memo.

[BD80]

Has this thread turned into references to all spreadables? Because it sure seems like a lot of Fluff to me.

Just a tahini bit.

[bundabergdevil]

Just a tahini bit.

Nice post. I’m going to print it off, put in my scrapbook, and keep as a pimento.

[CrazyNotCrazie]

Nice post. I’m going to print it off, put in my scrapbook, and keep as a pimento.

I hope we get all of our great puns in before a mod lox this thread.

[BD80]

I hope we get all of our great puns in before a mod lox this thread.

Or at least get one great pun in.

Unless its punintentional.

[bundabergdevil]

I hope we get all of our great puns in before a mod lox this thread.

Nice one. You get a pate* on the back.



* don’t see the fancy ‘a’. We’re talking meat spread here not bald head.

[OldPhiKap]

I hope we get all of our great puns in before a mod lox this thread.

I hope the mods don't schmear our good names.

Well, your good names.

[OldPhiKap]

Nice one. You get a pate* on the back.



* don’t see the fancy ‘a’. We’re talking meat spread here not bald head.

Then why did I bother shaving my back this morning?

[camion]

Then why did I bother shaving my back this morning?

Ooooooh!

This is not a pun, but I must say there are some things you just can't unsee even if you didn't actually see them.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming, punishing though it may be.

[devildeac]

Nice post. I’m going to print it off, put in my scrapbook, and keep as a pimento.

Pretty cheese-y.

[devildeac]

I hope we get all of our great puns in before a mod lox this thread.

Yep, we might get toasted. Or smoked.

[devildeac]

Nice one. You get a pate* on the back.



* don’t see the fancy ‘a’. We’re talking meat spread here not bald head.

Did you mean pâté or Tapé?

If it was the latter, perhaps this thread gets moved back to the EK Forum .

[devildeac]

Then why did I bother shaving my back this morning?

To conform with CDC guidelines about hair and COVID-19?

Ooh, maybe the virus reference will get these shenanigans moved back to the plague thread .

[Green Wave Dukie]

Has this thread turned into references to all spreadables? Because it sure seems like a lot of Fluff to me.

It mayo have.

[bundabergdevil]

To conform with CDC guidelines about hair and COVID-19?

Ooh, maybe the virus reference will get these shenanigans moved back to the plague thread .

Nope. Better left hair.

Wait, I said the spread NOT the head. Keep it together, bundaberg!!!

Ok, let me try again: cream cheese.

[Green Wave Dukie]

Yep, we might get toasted. Or smoked.

Or, at a minimum, grilled over the coals.

[CrazyNotCrazie]

Or, at a minimum, grilled over the coals.

Did you poach that one from someone else?

[devildeac]

DBR never seaces to amaze me as we've punned our way from windows to spreadables to creatures of the ponds, streams, rivers, lakes and oceans in a mere 2-3 days.

[Green Wave Dukie]

DBR never seaces to amaze me as we've punned our way from windows to spreadables to creatures of the ponds, streams, rivers, lakes and oceans in a mere 2-3 days.

Yep, DD, time to lock(ness) the thread.