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  1. #1
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    Bad puns from another thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Tripping William View Post
    Here's OPK's opening to talk about his love of the word "defenestration" . . . . . .
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Now my day has been made!!
    It panes me to think about where that could lead.
    Q "Why do you like Duke, you didn't even go there." A "Because my art school didn't have a basketball team."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    It panes me to think about where that could lead.
    But it could be a real window into the souls of some DBR posters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    It panes me to think about where that could lead.
    Must. Resist. But, what a window of opportunity.

    (that's it from me-only one and back to the facial hair threads)

    Once again, another poster, bundabergdevil this time, shatters my one-upsmanship by two minutes.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    Must. Resist. But, what a window of opportunity.

    (that's it from me-only one and back to the facial hair threads)

    Once again, another poster, bundabergdevil this time, shatters my one-upsmanship by two minutes.
    So....should we throw your post out....say, of a window!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    So...should we throw your post out...say, of a window!?!?!
    Absolutely. An open and shut case.

    (must. stop.)
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    It panes me to think about where that could lead.
    I just gotta.


    Is a colonoscopy a pane in the posterior*?


    The shorter word gets wankerized.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    Absolutely. An open and shut case.

    (must. stop.)
    The winning comment should get a sash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camion View Post
    I just gotta.


    Is a colonoscopy a pane in the posterior*?


    The shorter word gets wankerized.
    If so, might I suggest blinds or some curtains?

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    Quote Originally Posted by left_hook_lacey View Post
    The winning comment should get a sash.
    Someone should be screening these posts for bad puns.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by left_hook_lacey View Post
    The winning comment should get a sash.
    When it comes to DBR posters and puns, you can throw the records out the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cspan37421 View Post
    When it comes to DBR posters and puns, you can throw the records out the window.
    It all depends on how you frame them.

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    my eyes are glazing over..

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    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    my eyes are glazing over..
    Probably because I haven’t had a donut in a while but that sounds delicious...

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    I'm taking great pains to avoid this pain-in-the-rear degeneracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swood1000 View Post
    I'm taking great pains to avoid this pain-in-the-rear degeneracy.
    You'd think double pane would be enough to insulate you from all of this ...

  16. #16
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    These puns were full on defenestrated from the plague thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    These puns were full on defenestrated from the plague thread.
    And rightfully so. Let both flourish independently of each other.

    I was gonna post that “defenestrated” was related to “RoyWilliamstrated,” which is to throw someone under the bus. But didn’t want to do it on that thread. Now, shackles removed.

    And I have serious respect for some of the knowledge being dispensed on that thread. I have no problem with moving (as opposed to deleting) the efforts to lighten the mood.
    "We're only tourists in this life
    Only tourists but the view is nice"

    -- David Byrne

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    And rightfully so. Let both flourish independently of each other.

    I was gonna post that “defenestrated” was related to “RoyWilliamstrated,” which is to throw someone under the bus. But didn’t want to do it on that thread. Now, shackles removed.

    And I have serious respect for some of the knowledge being dispensed on that thread. I have no problem with moving (as opposed to deleting) the efforts to lighten the mood.
    Yea, it was only a matter of time before we ran into a punfest there, no matter how serious/morbid the COVID thread became. At least there were no "minutes," 2022/3/4/5 recruiting discussions or mentions of Das Führer.

    And, to stay on/off topic, we certainly lost our DBR Good Housekeeping Sill of Approval.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post


    And, to stay on/off topic, we certainly lost our DBR Good Housekeeping Sill of Approval.

    That was absolutely … Good to the Last (mic) Drop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    That was absolutely … Good to the Last (mic) Drop.
    Actually it left me (y)awning.
    "We're only tourists in this life
    Only tourists but the view is nice"

    -- David Byrne

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