Thanks everyone for humoring me. It was tough to think of an April Fool’s headline that wouldn’t be in poor taste given the current climate. Thankfully, making fun of UNC is always appropriate.
I was going to post that I love carolina sports more than anything... but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'd hate to vomit all over my keyboard...
Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!
Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
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In other news, 9f has been moved up to 6c, because it seems everything on the planet has to change now.
There is so much teachin' and learnin' under the bus.
Larry
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I missed this yesterday:
"An intern in UNC's Athletic Department came across several boxes of documents in a storage area marked: 'HAZARDOUS MATERIAL - SHRED IMMEDIATELY - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE TO NCAA.' Fearing for his safety, he immediately turned the boxes over to the CDC and requested a Covid-19 test (his first test ever at UNC). Files in the boxes were marked: 'Dean Knew,' 'Roy Knew,' 'Everyone Knew." and 'Someone Had to Explain to Doherty.'"
Ol’ Roy received the Jim Valvano award, which is given every year to the best dressed coach in the ACC in any sport.
The voters noted Roy’s dedication to his wardrobe, as he spends most of the offseason traveling the back roads of North Carolina looking for flea markets that still carry suit coats from the 1950’s.
I always believed that Roy went thru the trash cans at Woodstock to find his wardrobe.