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  1. #21
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    Dec 2007
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    Cary, NC
    Thanks everyone for humoring me. It was tough to think of an April Fool’s headline that wouldn’t be in poor taste given the current climate. Thankfully, making fun of UNC is always appropriate.

  2. #22
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    Feb 2007
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    Deeetroit City
    Quote Originally Posted by UrinalCake View Post
    Thanks everyone for humoring me. It was tough to think of an April Fool’s headline that wouldn’t be in poor taste given the current climate. Thankfully, making fun of UNC is always appropriate.
    Not in the plague thread, as I recently discovered.

  3. #23
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    Feb 2007
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    Raleigh
    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Not in the plague thread, as I recently discovered.
    Et tu, BD?
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Not in the plague thread, as I recently discovered.
    His post game pressers were historic.

  5. #25
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    Feb 2007
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    Watching carolina Go To HELL!
    I was going to post that I love carolina sports more than anything... but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'd hate to vomit all over my keyboard...
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
    9F 9F 9F
    http://www.EGLEW.com


  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by OZZIE4DUKE View Post
    I was going to post that I love carolina sports more than anything... but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'd hate to vomit all over my keyboard...
    What do you really feel about that? 😂

  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Not in the plague thread, as I recently discovered.
    Humor is in the eye of the beholder, I've heard it said. Sorry I missed it.

    How about "things better than this year's UNC Men's Basketball team"
    ---Donald Trump's handling of the Coronavirus pandemic?

    Hoo boy, UNC really stunk.

  8. #28
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    Location
    Hudson Valley, NY
    In other news, 9f has been moved up to 6c, because it seems everything on the planet has to change now.

  9. #29
    There is so much teachin' and learnin' under the bus.

    Larry
    DevilHorse

  10. #30
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deeetroit City
    I missed this yesterday:

    "An intern in UNC's Athletic Department came across several boxes of documents in a storage area marked: 'HAZARDOUS MATERIAL - SHRED IMMEDIATELY - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE TO NCAA.' Fearing for his safety, he immediately turned the boxes over to the CDC and requested a Covid-19 test (his first test ever at UNC). Files in the boxes were marked: 'Dean Knew,' 'Roy Knew,' 'Everyone Knew." and 'Someone Had to Explain to Doherty.'"

  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by NYBri View Post
    In other news, 9f has been moved up to 6c, because it seems everything on the planet has to change now.
    Some things are eternal.

    9F for life

  12. #32
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    Feb 2007
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    Watching carolina Go To HELL!
    Quote Originally Posted by NYBri View Post
    In other news, 9f has been moved up to 6c, because it seems everything on the planet has to change now.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Oh, wait, yeah, April Fool's!
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
    9F 9F 9F
    http://www.EGLEW.com


  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    I missed this yesterday:

    "An intern in UNC's Athletic Department came across several boxes of documents in a storage area marked: 'HAZARDOUS MATERIAL - SHRED IMMEDIATELY - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE TO NCAA.' Fearing for his safety, he immediately turned the boxes over to the CDC and requested a Covid-19 test (his first test ever at UNC). Files in the boxes were marked: 'Dean Knew,' 'Roy Knew,' 'Everyone Knew." and 'Someone Had to Explain to Doherty.'"
    The real question is, did he get help on his test ? . . . .

  14. #34

    And in an even more stunning development

    Ol’ Roy received the Jim Valvano award, which is given every year to the best dressed coach in the ACC in any sport.

    The voters noted Roy’s dedication to his wardrobe, as he spends most of the offseason traveling the back roads of North Carolina looking for flea markets that still carry suit coats from the 1950’s.

  15. #35
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    Feb 2007
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    Quote Originally Posted by miramar View Post
    Ol’ Roy received the Jim Valvano award, which is given every year to the best dressed coach in the ACC in any sport.

    The voters noted Roy’s dedication to his wardrobe, as he spends most of the offseason traveling the back roads of North Carolina looking for flea markets that still carry suit coats from the 1950’s.
    Huh. I always assumed that he won those coats by hustling 80+ y/o golfers at his country club.


    Or wore them because he LOST bets to 80+ y/o golfers at his country club.

  16. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Huh. I always assumed that he won those coats by hustling 80+ y/o golfers at his country club.


    Or wore them because he LOST bets to 80+ y/o golfers at his country club.
    I assumed he raided Sylvia's closet.

  17. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Indoor66 View Post
    I assumed he raided Sylvia's closet.
    I always assumed he had some tailor looking at VW seat covers and drapes from the 60’s for inspiration.

  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by accfanfrom1970 View Post
    I always assumed he had some tailor looking at VW seat covers and drapes from the 60’s for inspiration.
    His tailor doubled as a toilet paper pattern designer.

  19. #39
    I always believed that Roy went thru the trash cans at Woodstock to find his wardrobe.

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