Roy Williams wins ACC COTY

[UrinalCake]

Thanks everyone for humoring me. It was tough to think of an April Fool’s headline that wouldn’t be in poor taste given the current climate. Thankfully, making fun of UNC is always appropriate.

[BD80]

Thanks everyone for humoring me. It was tough to think of an April Fool’s headline that wouldn’t be in poor taste given the current climate. Thankfully, making fun of UNC is always appropriate.

Not in the plague thread, as I recently discovered.

[devildeac]

Not in the plague thread, as I recently discovered.

Et tu, BD?

[mattyoung18]

Not in the plague thread, as I recently discovered.

His post game pressers were historic.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

I was going to post that I love carolina sports more than anything... but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'd hate to vomit all over my keyboard...

[Indoor66]

I was going to post that I love carolina sports more than anything... but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'd hate to vomit all over my keyboard...

What do you really feel about that? 😂

[CameronBlue]

Not in the plague thread, as I recently discovered.

Humor is in the eye of the beholder, I've heard it said. Sorry I missed it.

How about "things better than this year's UNC Men's Basketball team"
---Donald Trump's handling of the Coronavirus pandemic?

Hoo boy, UNC really stunk.

[NYBri]

In other news, 9f has been moved up to 6c, because it seems everything on the planet has to change now.

[DevilHorse]

There is so much teachin' and learnin' under the bus.

Larry
DevilHorse

[BD80]

I missed this yesterday:

"An intern in UNC's Athletic Department came across several boxes of documents in a storage area marked: 'HAZARDOUS MATERIAL - SHRED IMMEDIATELY - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE TO NCAA.' Fearing for his safety, he immediately turned the boxes over to the CDC and requested a Covid-19 test (his first test ever at UNC). Files in the boxes were marked: 'Dean Knew,' 'Roy Knew,' 'Everyone Knew." and 'Someone Had to Explain to Doherty.'"

[PackMan97]

In other news, 9f has been moved up to 6c, because it seems everything on the planet has to change now.

Some things are eternal.

9F for life

[OZZIE4DUKE]

In other news, 9f has been moved up to 6c, because it seems everything on the planet has to change now.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh, wait, yeah, April Fool's!

[Lurkingdukedog]

I missed this yesterday:

"An intern in UNC's Athletic Department came across several boxes of documents in a storage area marked: 'HAZARDOUS MATERIAL - SHRED IMMEDIATELY - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE TO NCAA.' Fearing for his safety, he immediately turned the boxes over to the CDC and requested a Covid-19 test (his first test ever at UNC). Files in the boxes were marked: 'Dean Knew,' 'Roy Knew,' 'Everyone Knew." and 'Someone Had to Explain to Doherty.'"

The real question is, did he get help on his test ? . . . .

[miramar]

Ol’ Roy received the Jim Valvano award, which is given every year to the best dressed coach in the ACC in any sport.

The voters noted Roy’s dedication to his wardrobe, as he spends most of the offseason traveling the back roads of North Carolina looking for flea markets that still carry suit coats from the 1950’s.

[BD80]

Ol’ Roy received the Jim Valvano award, which is given every year to the best dressed coach in the ACC in any sport.

The voters noted Roy’s dedication to his wardrobe, as he spends most of the offseason traveling the back roads of North Carolina looking for flea markets that still carry suit coats from the 1950’s.

Huh. I always assumed that he won those coats by hustling 80+ y/o golfers at his country club.


Or wore them because he LOST bets to 80+ y/o golfers at his country club.

[Indoor66]

Huh. I always assumed that he won those coats by hustling 80+ y/o golfers at his country club.


Or wore them because he LOST bets to 80+ y/o golfers at his country club.

I assumed he raided Sylvia's closet.

[accfanfrom1970]

I assumed he raided Sylvia's closet.

I always assumed he had some tailor looking at VW seat covers and drapes from the 60’s for inspiration.

[Indoor66]

I always assumed he had some tailor looking at VW seat covers and drapes from the 60’s for inspiration.

His tailor doubled as a toilet paper pattern designer.

[Pghdukie]

I always believed that Roy went thru the trash cans at Woodstock to find his wardrobe.