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  1. #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    You just might be a redneck if you shave your moustache and it now looks like you have a blonde moustache ...
    Or, you might be a redneck if you shave your facial hair and find several snacks from last week.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  2. #122
    Y'know that your stripper name comes from the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, right?

    Well, your Covid extended cocktail hour name is just your first and your last name. weezie McWeezerson.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  3. #123
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Burt is a big one. Id also add:

    Sam Elliott
    Alex Trebek
    Swedish Chef


    Youve got to have the right face for the stache. Aaron Rodgers does not.
    Alex looks better without it, imo.

  4. #124
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    Yep, that's one of my questions. Why stop at mustaches and beards (again, I don't have a beard but totally see the evidence for having an N95 mask fit properly)? Shave the eyebrows. Hair is a fomite so should I shave my head and arms, too?
    Doc, do I have to refer you to the "words" thread again? The singular of fomites (pronounced foh-mih-tees) is fomes (pronounced foh-meez), not fomite.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to shave my arms.

  5. #125
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    Dogs, sports, and brilliant announcing. This has it all.

    https://twitter.com/JasonDukeEvans/s...52548451360771
    I don't know what you are doing right now, but if you aren't listening to the DBR Podcast, you're doing it wrong.

  6. #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsvman View Post
    Doc, do I have to refer you to the "words" thread again? The singular of fomites (pronounced foh-mih-tees) is fomes (pronounced foh-meez), not fomite.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to shave my arms.
    Shoot, I forgot that and actually looked up a couple sources that indicated fomite/fomites as singular and plural and went with those. Sorry.

    If/when, I am eventually forced to shave my 'stache, I will question their scientific evidence (of which I could find none except if you need an N95 and that is only for beards, not 'staches according to the CDC) for their edict/command/policy and inquire whether I also need to shave my somewhat hairy hands and arms as you're doing(), in addition to my eyebrows and head. I'll also inquire whether the ladies will also be required to shave their eyebrows and head.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  7. #127
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsvman View Post
    Let me put it this way: it would certainly be more encouraging if nobody ever tested positive after recovering and having to negative tests.
    Not to distract, but I was just wondering: If I have a fomes and add another one, do I have to fomites?

    Edit: Mods - Please move to the Laughter thread.
    Last edited by Phredd3; 04-10-2020 at 12:57 PM. Reason: Request move.

  8. #128
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    You have two fomites, yes.

  9. #129
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    An oldie but a good one...


  10. #130
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsvman View Post
    You have two fomites, yes.
    Sorry, was just commenting on the contract of the fomes/fomites discussion with the to/too/two. It was supposed to be light-hearted and funny. I guess not so much.

  11. #131
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    Saturday Night Live will be producing a SNL at Home episode tomorrow night. Obviously it'll all be remote. Tougher for them to pull this off than one-acts like Colbert or Fallon. Looking forward to seeing what they come up with and appreciate them trying to pull something off.

  12. #132
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    I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya
    For cat and dog lovers whose own pets are sick of them already.

    Warning, the last dog has a foul mouth.

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldiv...-of-quarantine

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    "Amazing what a minute can do."

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  17. #137
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    Washington, DC area
    How 'bout let's not do political humor. Way to easy to cross lines.

    -jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troublemaker View Post
    I just finished Empire Strikes Back about twenty minutes ago, so this gave me a kick.

    For clarity, it was probably the 300th viewing, but first in awhile.

  20. #140
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    This is cold...

    I don't know what you are doing right now, but if you aren't listening to the DBR Podcast, you're doing it wrong.

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