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  1. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by camion View Post
    I'm spending my time in isolation building up an immunity to Iocane powder. You know, just in case I have to go up against a Sicilian at some point.

    Now, as a mental exercise, can you find three things wrong with this scene in a coronavirus world? I'll start.
    1. The masks are not covering the nose and mouth.

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    2. You can't wash your hands sufficiently if they are tied together. Inconceivable.

  2. #82
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    Durham, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by Tripping William View Post
    The 4077th was truly ahead of its time.
    Yeah, but Henry wasn't infected. He was being blown up and shot at, but not infected.

  3. #83
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    Wilmington, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by camion View Post
    I'm spending my time in isolation building up an immunity to Iocane powder. You know, just in case I have to go up against a Sicilian at some point.

    Now, as a mental exercise, can you find three things wrong with this scene in a coronavirus world? I'll start.
    1. The masks are not covering the nose and mouth.

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    About to share food.
    Closer than 6 ft

  4. #84
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    Winston’Salem
    Look on the bright side:

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    "Amazing what a minute can do."

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  6. #86
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
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    Hot'Lanta... home of the Falcons!
    A few jokes...

    - Anyone else feel like 2020 is being written by a fourth grader? "And there was this virus and everyone was scared. And then the world ran out of toilet paper. And then there was like no school for a month and we had to watch lots and lots of TV."

    - My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet

    - First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up.

    - My cleaning lady just messaged to say she will be working from home and will send me instructions on what to do.

    - I've completed my 90 day trial of 2020. How do I cancel?

    - Anyone have a recipe to make toilet paper out of cauliflower?

    - We're about two weeks away from seeing everyone's true hair color.

    - Reminder: 9pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.

    - Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly: Next week- turn signals!
    I don't know what you are doing right now, but if you aren't listening to the DBR Podcast, you're doing it wrong.

  7. #87
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    New Jersey
    Rich
    "Failure is Not a Destination"
    Coach K on the Dan Patrick Show, December 22, 2016

  8. #88
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    Feb 2007
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    Deeetroit City
    If I don't post for a while, please do a little digging:

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  9. #89
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    Oregon
    MASH has the answer:

  10. #90
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    Mary's Place
    Quote Originally Posted by camion View Post
    I'm spending my time in isolation building up an immunity to Iocane powder. You know, just in case I have to go up against a Sicilian at some point.

    Now, as a mental exercise, can you find three things wrong with this scene in a coronavirus world? I'll start.
    1. The masks are not covering the nose and mouth.

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    Well siad, sir. Inconceivable!! Just don't get involved in a land war in Asia!
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    "Quality is not an option!"

  11. #91
    My son just sent me a picture of his 'needed a cut four weeks ago' hairdo.

    I need to lay down now.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  12. #92
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Raleigh
    Our local hospital is requiring all facial hair be shaved. All.

    Reason/s given? None. Simply a memo/email.

    Link to CDC chart for (approved/disapproved) Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators (assuming N95 here):

    https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs...282017-508.pdf

    And no, I'm not laughing.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  13. #93
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Raleigh
    Quote Originally Posted by weezie View Post
    My son just sent me a picture of his 'needed a cut four weeks ago' hairdo.

    I need to lay down now.
    See my post about facial hair above.

    Might be time for a pony tail...
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  14. #94
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    Undisclosed
    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    Our local hospital is requiring all facial hair be shaved. All.

    Reason/s given? None. Simply a memo/email.

    Link to CDC chart for (approved/disapproved) Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators (assuming N95 here):

    https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs...282017-508.pdf

    And no, I'm not laughing.
    Enjoy your retirement.

  15. #95
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    Feb 2007
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    Raleigh
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Enjoy your retirement.
    Oh, I won't retire (but I'm close) on the basis of a m(o)ustache, but I will ask for some scientific evidence to support the memo/command.

    I'm obviously teeing this one up for anyone who's interested...
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  16. #96
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    Feb 2007
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    Hot'Lanta... home of the Falcons!
    Quote Originally Posted by weezie View Post
    My son just sent me a picture of his 'needed a cut four weeks ago' hairdo.

    I need to lay down now.
    This post is useless without pictures.
    I don't know what you are doing right now, but if you aren't listening to the DBR Podcast, you're doing it wrong.

  17. #97
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    Feb 2007
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    Raleigh
    Quote Originally Posted by JasonEvans View Post
    This post is useless without pictures.
    260px-Le_Moustier.jpg

    Weezie sent me this but, for privacy sake, would not ID which one was her son.

    (kidding, weezie, kidding; love ya )
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  18. #98
    Quote Originally Posted by JasonEvans View Post
    This post is useless without pictures.
    Imagine Kyle Guy's 'do when he was a sophomore.

    The shame...
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  19. #99
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    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by weezie View Post
    Imagine Kyle Guy's 'do when he was a sophomore.

    The shame...
    Wait, the pony tail with the shaved sides?

  20. #100
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Chesapeake, VA.
    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    Our local hospital is requiring all facial hair be shaved. All.

    Reason/s given? None. Simply a memo/email.

    Link to CDC chart for (approved/disapproved) Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators (assuming N95 here):

    https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs...282017-508.pdf

    And no, I'm not laughing.
    Heck, just shave it off. If you've been wearing a stache for years, you might be pleasantly surprised, once the shock wears off. In my experience, virtually everybody looks better clean shaven.

    Just my opinion. I could be wrong.

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