Laughter, the best medicine

[fidel]

I'm spending my time in isolation building up an immunity to Iocane powder. You know, just in case I have to go up against a Sicilian at some point.

Now, as a mental exercise, can you find three things wrong with this scene in a coronavirus world? I'll start.
1. The masks are not covering the nose and mouth.

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2. You can't wash your hands sufficiently if they are tied together. Inconceivable.

[aimo]

The 4077th was truly ahead of its time.

Yeah, but Henry wasn't infected. He was being blown up and shot at, but not infected.

[left_hook_lacey]

I'm spending my time in isolation building up an immunity to Iocane powder. You know, just in case I have to go up against a Sicilian at some point.

Now, as a mental exercise, can you find three things wrong with this scene in a coronavirus world? I'll start.
1. The masks are not covering the nose and mouth.

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About to share food.
Closer than 6 ft

[Tripping William]

Look on the bright side:

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[Troublemaker]

[JasonEvans]

A few jokes...

- Anyone else feel like 2020 is being written by a fourth grader? "And there was this virus and everyone was scared. And then the world ran out of toilet paper. And then there was like no school for a month and we had to watch lots and lots of TV."

- My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet

- First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up.

- My cleaning lady just messaged to say she will be working from home and will send me instructions on what to do.

- I've completed my 90 day trial of 2020. How do I cancel?

- Anyone have a recipe to make toilet paper out of cauliflower?

- We're about two weeks away from seeing everyone's true hair color.

- Reminder: 9pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.

- Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly: Next week- turn signals!

[Rich]

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[BD80]

If I don't post for a while, please do a little digging:

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[Neals384]

MASH has the answer:

[Turk]

I'm spending my time in isolation building up an immunity to Iocane powder. You know, just in case I have to go up against a Sicilian at some point.

Now, as a mental exercise, can you find three things wrong with this scene in a coronavirus world? I'll start.
1. The masks are not covering the nose and mouth.

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Well siad, sir. Inconceivable!! Just don't get involved in a land war in Asia!

[weezie]

My son just sent me a picture of his 'needed a cut four weeks ago' hairdo.

I need to lay down now.

[devildeac]

Our local hospital is requiring all facial hair be shaved. All.

Reason/s given? None. Simply a memo/email.

Link to CDC chart for (approved/disapproved) Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators (assuming N95 here):

https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs...282017-508.pdf

And no, I'm not laughing.

[devildeac]

My son just sent me a picture of his 'needed a cut four weeks ago' hairdo.

I need to lay down now.

See my post about facial hair above.

Might be time for a pony tail...

[OldPhiKap]

Our local hospital is requiring all facial hair be shaved. All.

Reason/s given? None. Simply a memo/email.

Link to CDC chart for (approved/disapproved) Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators (assuming N95 here):

https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs...282017-508.pdf

And no, I'm not laughing.

Enjoy your retirement.

[devildeac]

Enjoy your retirement.

Oh, I won't retire (but I'm close) on the basis of a m(o)ustache, but I will ask for some scientific evidence to support the memo/command.

I'm obviously teeing this one up for anyone who's interested...

[JasonEvans]

My son just sent me a picture of his 'needed a cut four weeks ago' hairdo.

I need to lay down now.

This post is useless without pictures.

[devildeac]

This post is useless without pictures.

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Weezie sent me this but, for privacy sake, would not ID which one was her son.

(kidding, weezie, kidding; love ya )

[weezie]

This post is useless without pictures.

Imagine Kyle Guy's 'do when he was a sophomore.

The shame...

[bundabergdevil]

Imagine Kyle Guy's 'do when he was a sophomore.

The shame...

Wait, the pony tail with the shaved sides?

[rsvman]

Our local hospital is requiring all facial hair be shaved. All.

Reason/s given? None. Simply a memo/email.

Link to CDC chart for (approved/disapproved) Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators (assuming N95 here):

https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs...282017-508.pdf

And no, I'm not laughing.

Heck, just shave it off. If you've been wearing a stache for years, you might be pleasantly surprised, once the shock wears off. In my experience, virtually everybody looks better clean shaven.

Just my opinion. I could be wrong.