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  1. #61
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    Apr 2011
    Location
    Winston’Salem
    "Amazing what a minute can do."

  2. #62
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    Jan 2010
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    Outside Philly
    I apologize in advance to those of you with young children at home.


  3. #63
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    May 2007
    Location
    Winston-Salem, NC

  4. #64
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    May 2007
    Location
    Winston-Salem, NC

  5. #65
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Westport, CT
    Are my testicles black?

    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
    very, closely:
    "Are - my - test - results - back?"

  6. #66
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Asheville
    IMG_20200329_195631.jpg

    Yep. Those were the days.
    "I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend."
    -Thomas Jefferson

  7. #67
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Greenville, SC
    I think this was on another thread, but it definitely belongs here too.


    Unintended consequence of social distancing:

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  8. #68
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    Apr 2010
    Location
    Asheville
    "I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend."
    -Thomas Jefferson

  9. #69
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Hot'Lanta... home of the Falcons!
    I don't know what you are doing right now, but if you aren't listening to the DBR Podcast, you're doing it wrong.

  10. #70
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    Sep 2007
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    Undisclosed
    Quote Originally Posted by JasonEvans View Post
    Ooh, a challenge . . . .
    "We're only tourists in this life
    Only tourists but the view is nice"

    -- David Byrne

  11. #71
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Quote Originally Posted by JasonEvans View Post
    Pretty sure you're doing the quarantine wrong if that's the outcome.
    Just be you. You is enough. - K, 4/5/10, 0:13.8 to play, 60-59 Duke.

    You're all jealous hypocrites. - Titus on Laettner

    You see those guys? Animals. They're animals. - SIU Coach Chris Lowery, on Duke

  12. #72
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deeetroit City
    I was telling my wife how lucky I am to be quarantined with someone I enjoyed spending time with.

    Her response: "Must be nice."

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  14. #74
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    Feb 2009
    Location
    Wilmington, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by House G View Post
    I'm stealing this to send home to the Mrs.

  15. #75
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Raleigh
    Quote Originally Posted by House G View Post
    Dating myself here:

    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  16. #76
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Westport, CT
    Very creative family video!


  17. #77
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Greenville, SC
    I'm spending my time in isolation building up an immunity to Iocane powder. You know, just in case I have to go up against a Sicilian at some point.

    Now, as a mental exercise, can you find three things wrong with this scene in a coronavirus world? I'll start.
    1. The masks are not covering the nose and mouth.

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  18. #78
    Quote Originally Posted by camion View Post
    I'm spending my time in isolation building up an immunity to Iocane powder. You know, just in case I have to go up against a Sicilian at some point.

    Now, as a mental exercise, can you find three things wrong with this scene in a coronavirus world? I'll start.
    1. The masks are not covering the nose and mouth.

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    Well, no picnics allowed and I'm fairly certain Vinzini traveled a long way to get to the Cliffs of Insanity.

  19. #79
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    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed
    certainly not social distancing, and the two dudes touch each other's goblet.
    "We're only tourists in this life
    Only tourists but the view is nice"

    -- David Byrne

  20. #80
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    Apr 2011
    Location
    Winston’Salem
    The 4077th was truly ahead of its time.
    "Amazing what a minute can do."

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