I apologize in advance to those of you with young children at home.
I apologize in advance to those of you with young children at home.
Are my testicles black?
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Yep. Those were the days.
I think this was on another thread, but it definitely belongs here too.
Unintended consequence of social distancing:
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Why are you wasting time here when you could be wasting it by listening to the latest episode of the DBR Podcast?
Just be you. You is enough. - K, 4/5/10, 0:13.8 to play, 60-59 Duke.
You're all jealous hypocrites. - Titus on Laettner
You see those guys? Animals. They're animals. - SIU Coach Chris Lowery, on Duke
I was telling my wife how lucky I am to be quarantined with someone I enjoyed spending time with.
Her response: "Must be nice."
Very creative family video!
I'm spending my time in isolation building up an immunity to Iocane powder. You know, just in case I have to go up against a Sicilian at some point.
Now, as a mental exercise, can you find three things wrong with this scene in a coronavirus world? I'll start.
1. The masks are not covering the nose and mouth.
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certainly not social distancing, and the two dudes touch each other's goblet.