Social distancing reminder I saw yesterday in Tuscaloosa:
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The good news for today: Gary Larson put his Far Side online a few months ago. A daily way to get a smile before heading out the door.
https://www.thefarside.com/
Social distancing reminder I saw yesterday in Tuscaloosa:
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This may not be everyone's cup of tea, particularly if you don't like PG-13 insinuations...but I got tickled by this lady reading Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Michael Jordan thinks he was poisoned by five Salt Lake City pizza delivery guys.
"Amazing what a minute can do."
Making the rounds on the interwebs:
The Corona Virus has hit everybody really hard.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the virus, the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Found this while perusing the internets today...
If you're a Holy Grail fan, as I am, it should make you chortle.
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FC Seoul didn't like playing games in a completely empty stadium, so the club filled the stands with fake people.
I'd love to see the look on the face of the employee tasked with buying 200 sex dolls.
Why are you wasting time here when you could be wasting it by listening to the latest episode of the DBR Podcast?
From The Times:
After Trump announced that he was taking hydroxychloroquine, Jimmy Fallon said, “When told the drug is for treating malaria, Trump said, ‘If it’s good enough for the first lady, it’s good enough for me.’”
Home Depot honors the life and work of Jackson Pollock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHxJWKCVdA0
Matt Lauer getting an arm tattoo made me laugh.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/try-not-r...185951683.html
Courtesy of MomPK:
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It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
Early days in the Hansbrough household:
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"Amazing what a minute can do."