Page 11 of 13 FirstFirst ... 910111213 LastLast
Results 201 to 220 of 258
  1. #201
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed
    0CAB717C-2CA2-4A67-80A2-ACE6F84E2903.jpg

    The good news for today: Gary Larson put his Far Side online a few months ago. A daily way to get a smile before heading out the door.

    https://www.thefarside.com/

  2. #202
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed
    Social distancing reminder I saw yesterday in Tuscaloosa:

    ABD7D0DA-51D6-4C9F-BF9B-BC9ED9B9EE28.jpg

  3. #203
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, NC

    Not an accurate test.


  4. #204
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    This may not be everyone's cup of tea, particularly if you don't like PG-13 insinuations...but I got tickled by this lady reading Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

  5. #205
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Winston’Salem
    Michael Jordan thinks he was poisoned by five Salt Lake City pizza delivery guys.
    "Amazing what a minute can do."

  6. #206
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Rougemont Nebulae
    Making the rounds on the interwebs:

    The Corona Virus has hit everybody really hard.

    My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

    I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it and they re-possessed her!

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

    And, finally...

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the virus, the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

  7. #207
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Asheville, NC
    Found this while perusing the internets today...

    If you're a Holy Grail fan, as I am, it should make you chortle.

    20149293_16_600_780.jpg

  8. #208
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Hot'Lanta... home of the Falcons!
    FC Seoul didn't like playing games in a completely empty stadium, so the club filled the stands with fake people.



    I'd love to see the look on the face of the employee tasked with buying 200 sex dolls.
    I don't know what you are doing right now, but if you aren't listening to the DBR Podcast, you're doing it wrong.

  9. #209
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    North of Durham
    Quote Originally Posted by JasonEvans View Post
    FC Seoul didn't like playing games in a completely empty stadium, so the club filled the stands with fake people.



    I'd love to see the look on the face of the employee tasked with buying 200 sex dolls.
    LOL. I love that they are wearing masks, though several are not wearing them properly!

  10. #210
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deeetroit City
    Quote Originally Posted by JasonEvans View Post
    FC Seoul didn't like playing games in a completely empty stadium, so the club filled the stands with fake people.



    I'd love to see the look on the face of the employee tasked with buying 200 sex dolls.

    They're as lively as a Dean Dome crowd


    This is one of the funniest things I've seen it quite a while. Thank you for posting.

  11. #211
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deeetroit City
    From The Times:

    After Trump announced that he was taking hydroxychloroquine, Jimmy Fallon said, When told the drug is for treating malaria, Trump said, If its good enough for the first lady, its good enough for me.

  12. #212
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Rougemont Nebulae

  13. #213
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Matt Lauer getting an arm tattoo made me laugh.


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/try-not-r...185951683.html

  14. #214
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed

  15. #215
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Raleigh
    I guess Coors is everywhere now.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  16. #216
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed
    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I guess Coors is everywhere now.
    Well, I did the run to Texarkana a few weeks ago.

  17. #217
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Raleigh
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Well, I did the run to Texarkana a few weeks ago.
    Hope you were able to "distribute" it easily...
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  18. #218
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Deeetroit City
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Well, I did the run to Texarkana a few weeks ago.
    I saw that someone took advantage of near-zero traffic during quarantine to break the record for the cannonball run.

  19. #219
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed
    Its a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

  20. #220
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Winston’Salem
    Early days in the Hansbrough household:

    6F5C6137-7B4F-403C-BD6C-394A01ADF5FB.jpg
    "Amazing what a minute can do."

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •