Perhaps it's because there's nobody to report it... Perhaps Heels fans are treating this loss as akin to the groundhog seeing its shadow and have gone into hoops hibernation?
Indiegogo, Gofundme, and Venmo were also not a thing... Not only would Klem have no problems posting bail if need be, but he can easily pull off a fully-funded documentary about the proceedings in the process.
This thread has been reminiscent of the Dead pulling out Unbroken Chain for the first time, or Casey Jones after a decade+, or sandwiching space/drums with a rare full Dark Star...