S’up

[duke2x]

First order of business: I am too far (Hilton Head) from Chapel Hill and too old (close enough to 50 now to count it) to make good on my promise. It suffices that it was more than 30 years ago that I uttered the words. +30 years, it turns out, is roughly equivalent to “forever”.

If you just wear a Clemson hat, you might not need bail.

You are allowed to celebrate for 72 hours, but then I predict pain.