Get off my lawn!!!

[BD80]

I have a lawn, and it frequently has piles of bear poop on it. I am fairly careful about asserting my ownership privileges.

Bears don't poop in the woods?


Hell, I even tell squirrels to get off my lawn.

[tteettimes]

I have a memory....it makes me cry....

Merry Christmas....sorry

[Kdogg]

It happens a lot. I don’t know how we should define a meaningful length of silence, but speaking out within the first week hardly feels like any silence has been broken.

It also bothers me. In this short attention span, 24/7 news cycle world, if someone doesn’t tweet, or post on Instagram or Facebook right away it’s considered silence.

For the record, I was born an old man. My body is just catching up. Now off my lawn you whippersnappers.

[Fish80]

I have a lawn, and it frequently has piles of bear poop on it. I am fairly careful about asserting my ownership privileges.

Perhaps the bear was not literally pooping but rather looking around fugitively whilst pooping. Haha, I never used whilst and pooping in the same sentence before.

[Indoor66]

Perhaps the bear was not literally pooping but rather looking around fugitively whilst pooping. Haha, I never used whilst and pooping in the same sentence before.

...and probably never should again if that is the product!

[jimsumner]

I suspect bears poop where they darn well please.