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Thread: Status Check!

  1. #1
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    Watching carolina Go To HELL!

    Status Check!

    It's time for the team to regroup, get their heads and bodies in the right frame of mind, as send carolina straight to Hell!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!

    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!
    GO TO HELL carolina! GO TO HELL!

    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
    9F 9F 9F
    http://www.EGLEW.com


  2. #2
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    Raleigh
    'Bout time you started this thread!

    Straight to Hades, cheaters.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  3. #3
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    I am not a lawyer nor do I play one on television but if I were, my argument concerning this thread would be as follows.

    The basic premise here is faulty. The cheatin' bunch down the road will not be going to Hell. Why? It's obvious...because they're already there. But nevertheless, it just feels right to say...

    Go to Hell Carolina! Go to Hell!

    P.S. - Now I have to admit that beating Ewe In Sea this weekend will send them to the darker, deeper recesses of Hell (and I'm all for that).

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    Mobile, Alabama
    GTHC ad infinitum

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    May their uniforms be coarse and ill-fitting.

    GTHC!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hudlow View Post
    May their uniforms be coarse and ill-fitting.

    GTHC!
    (And filled with itching powder)

  7. #7
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    Getting too close to the bottom of the page.

    They can still GTH.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  8. #8
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    Greensboro, NC
    The Cheaters are lower than an earthworm's butt. Trample them, Devils! Stomp them into the Kenan turf. Take a photo after the game. Let Mack know what he knew back in 1989. Spurrierize them.
    Man, if your Mom made you wear that color when you were a baby, and you're still wearing it, it's time to grow up!

  9. #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by killerleft View Post
    The Cheaters are lower than an earthworm's butt. Trample them, Devils! Stomp them into the Kenan turf. Take a photo after the game. Let Mack know what he knew back in 1989. Spurrierize them.
    Actually I think it’s been scientifically shown that the cheats are more akin to earthworm castings than they are to actual worms’ butts. You’re giving them too much credit by comparing them, even on a relative basis, to an earthworm’s anus.
    “Coach said no 3s.” - Zion on The Block

  10. #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Rosenrosen View Post
    Actually I think it’s been scientifically shown that the cheats are more akin to earthworm castings than they are to actual worms’ butts. You’re giving them too much credit by comparing them, even on a relative basis, to an earthworm’s anus.
    Let us all respect the science. And amen.
    Man, if your Mom made you wear that color when you were a baby, and you're still wearing it, it's time to grow up!

  11. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by killerleft View Post
    The Cheaters are lower than an earthworm's butt. Trample them, Devils! Stomp them into the Kenan turf. Take a photo after the game. Let Mack know what he knew back in 1989. Spurrierize them.
    They are the barnacles on the bottom of the barf barrel.

  12. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsvman View Post
    They are the barnacles on the bottom of the barf barrel.
    How about the fungal and/or bacterial and/or parasitic superinfections resistant to all treatments known to humans and the ncaa?
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  13. #13
    Retch.
    I hope our Devils have all their vaccines up to date.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  14. #14
    As Johnny Carson said

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their under wear

  15. #15
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    Jul 2008
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    Quote Originally Posted by tteettimes View Post
    As Johnny Carson said

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their under wear
    Actually, Carnac the Magnificent said that.

    And you forgot the most important part... “and may their arms be too short to scratch.”
    “Coach said no 3s.” - Zion on The Block

  16. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Rosenrosen View Post
    Actually, Carnac the Magnificent said that.

    And you forgot the most important part... “and may their arms be too short to scratch.”
    If so, I'd be happy to loan them some of these:

    220px-SoilRake.jpg
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

  17. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    How about the fungal and/or bacterial and/or parasitic superinfections resistant to all treatments known to humans and the ncaa?
    I think "Human Scum" is trending right now let's just go with that. I'll actually be at the game. I'll take along a petri dish and see if I can get a sample for further study.
    Last edited by CameronBlue; 10-24-2019 at 05:34 PM. Reason: The cheating bottom feeders from Chapel Hill can rot in Hell. LGD!!
    "You will stop hearing the term 'Big Brother' because we will do it to ourselves." --Neil Postman

  18. #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    If so, I'd be happy to loan them some of these:

    220px-SoilRake.jpg
    You really do continue to earn your spot on Mt. Hatemore!
    “Coach said no 3s.” - Zion on The Block

  19. #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Rosenrosen View Post
    You really do continue to earn your spot on Mt. Hatemore!
    I trained him well!
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
    9F 9F 9F
    http://www.EGLEW.com


  20. #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by OZZIE4DUKE View Post
    I trained him well!
    That type of training was not required. (winks because too many emojis already used(
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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