I believe dancing was a Baptist issue, not a Morman issue.
Ironically (vis-a-vis the New Orleans link) an appropriate, LDS friendly name would be Saints. How 'bout that?
You guys ever see a flock of pelicans flying together in perfect formation? It's beautiful. Pretty awesome they way they all stick together. Pelicans never say die. Ever see a pelican fight? No way. Why? Because the other animals are afraid. They know that if they mess with one pelican, they gotta deal with the whole flock...
Tip o' the hat to TNTdevil for finding this gem from The Argyle Sweater.
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Q "Why do you like Duke, you didn't even go there." A "Because my art school didn't have a basketball team."