You know you're getting old when the women who used to tell you "no" now say "no, sir."
What I really want to know is what the people who are posting this stuff to my e-mail and FB feed think I’m thinking? I get stuff from both sides and all the latest conspiracy theories. I’m still trying to figure out when I should be going to Area 51.
DaughterPK's sorority had a huge family party last year which we attended. I realized I was old when I saw a co-ed and thought "damn -- her mom is hot!"