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  1. #21
    I will not sign up for the ACCN. I will not have a TV plan that offers the ACCN.

    Amazingly, none of it has anything to do with the extra coverage it is giving to UNC. However, the extra UNC coverage is my cover story in order to remain a credible Tarheel Hater.

    Did anyone expect any less from 'ol Swoffie?

  2. #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by PackMan97 View Post
    I will not sign up for the ACCN. I will not have a TV plan that offers the ACCN.

    Amazingly, none of it has anything to do with the extra coverage it is giving to UNC. However, the extra UNC coverage is my cover story in order to remain a credible Tarheel Hater.

    Did anyone expect any less from 'ol Swoffie?
    To be fair, it's not like they have a defending National Championship program in the conference to follow or anything.
    1991 -- 1992 -- 2001 -- 2010 -- 2015

  3. #23
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    I have DirecTV and imagine that ACCN will probably be included in one of the sports packages I currently subscribe to. If not, I doubt I'll pay even more for it, and doubt many will.

  4. #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by PackMan97 View Post
    Did anyone expect any less from 'ol Swoffie?
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    To be fair, it's not like they have a defending National Championship program in the conference to follow or anything.
    JOHN SWOFFORD: I am proud to announce that, to celebrate the start of the network that is dedicated to this great conference, we will be placing a spotlight on a program that represents national championship caliber excellence.

    REPORTER #1: Clemson football?

    SWOFFORD: No.

    REPORTER #2: Virginia basketball?

    SWOFFORD: No.

    REPORTER #3: Oh! Virginia lacrosse!

    SWOFFORD: No, not them either. We will be taking a close look at Carolina basketball.

    REPORTER #1: South Carolina?

    SWOFFORD: No, South Carolina left the ACC years ago.

    REPORTER #2: Can we bring them back?

    REPORTER #3: Yeah, and maybe do your ACC Network special on that instead!

    SWOFFORD: Wait, who are you guys? Where are the regular reporters?

    REPORTER #1: Out golfing with Roy.

    SWOFFORD: Damn! I need to start waking up before 3pm.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by bullettoothtony View Post
    I'm sure there was no collusion between Swoff and the UNC brass about this. Just a natural, perfect opportunity for the network to highlight the most reputable program in the conference.
    not expecting a lot of classroom footage

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    Quote Originally Posted by brevity View Post
    JOHN SWOFFORD: I am proud to announce that, to celebrate the start of the network that is dedicated to this great conference, we will be placing a spotlight on a program that represents national championship caliber excellence.

    REPORTER #1: Clemson football?

    SWOFFORD: No.

    REPORTER #2: Virginia basketball?

    SWOFFORD: No.

    REPORTER #3: Oh! Virginia lacrosse!

    SWOFFORD: No, not them either. We will be taking a close look at Carolina basketball.

    REPORTER #1: South Carolina?

    SWOFFORD: No, South Carolina left the ACC years ago.

    REPORTER #2: Can we bring them back?

    REPORTER #3: Yeah, and maybe do your ACC Network special on that instead!

    SWOFFORD: Wait, who are you guys? Where are the regular reporters?

    REPORTER #1: Out golfing with Roy.

    SWOFFORD: Damn! I need to start waking up before 3pm.
    Brevity, as always, nails it.
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  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by plimnko View Post
    not expecting a lot of classroom footage
    I dunno. This might work:

    empty-classroom-picture__x10099234.jpg
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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