I will not sign up for the ACCN. I will not have a TV plan that offers the ACCN.
Amazingly, none of it has anything to do with the extra coverage it is giving to UNC. However, the extra UNC coverage is my cover story in order to remain a credible Tarheel Hater.
Did anyone expect any less from 'ol Swoffie?
I have DirecTV and imagine that ACCN will probably be included in one of the sports packages I currently subscribe to. If not, I doubt I'll pay even more for it, and doubt many will.
JOHN SWOFFORD: I am proud to announce that, to celebrate the start of the network that is dedicated to this great conference, we will be placing a spotlight on a program that represents national championship caliber excellence.
REPORTER #1: Clemson football?
SWOFFORD: No.
REPORTER #2: Virginia basketball?
SWOFFORD: No.
REPORTER #3: Oh! Virginia lacrosse!
SWOFFORD: No, not them either. We will be taking a close look at Carolina basketball.
REPORTER #1: South Carolina?
SWOFFORD: No, South Carolina left the ACC years ago.
REPORTER #2: Can we bring them back?
REPORTER #3: Yeah, and maybe do your ACC Network special on that instead!
SWOFFORD: Wait, who are you guys? Where are the regular reporters?
REPORTER #1: Out golfing with Roy.
SWOFFORD: Damn! I need to start waking up before 3pm.
I dunno. This might work:
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[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.