1. Also, "Hey, I can still fit into my pants from 8th grade! No one will notice they only come halfway down my shins!"
2. The Sixers must love it when fans of "Les Boulez" are chortling about how they got a free pick in exchange for some loose change under the couch cushions and the privilege for cutting someone like Jonathon Simmons, even though they don't have a GM. Schofield is exactly the kind of player that's worth taking a chance on in the 2nd round: a talented player with a high motor, a character guy that might find a way to get better and contribute. If he was 3" taller he would have been drafted 20 slots higher. Instead, the Sixers punted and traded what amounts to lunch money for a much worse player.