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  1. #1
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    Zion should stay and finish his anthropology degree.

    Don't be distracted by some stupid game with balls. Follow your heart. You know you want to live a life learning, teaching, and helping mankind.

    https://sports.theonion.com/duke-ant...m_campaign=top

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    seems like the writing is on the wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by plimnko View Post
    seems like the writing is on the wall
    I come here for Duke bball discussion, but I stay for the subtle anthropology puns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by proelitedota View Post
    Don't be distracted by some stupid game with balls. Follow your heart. You know you want to live a life learning, teaching, and helping mankind.

    https://sports.theonion.com/duke-ant...m_campaign=top
    No reason why Zion cannot do both. Lots of time to read and do research between NBA games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukelifer View Post
    No reason why Zion cannot do both. Lots of time to read and do research between NBA games.
    Hmmm. Thereís more time between college games than NBA games, and less of them. And he would already be on campus. Coach K might even let him keep his basketball scholarship, if Zion would suit up and play about 34 minutes each game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay29 View Post
    I come here for Duke bball discussion, but I stay for the subtle anthropology puns.
    No bones about it.

    Zion: I want to stay in school.
    K: Yeah...NO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay29 View Post
    I come here for Duke bball discussion, but I stay for the subtle anthropology puns.
    My sediments exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quahog174 View Post
    My sediments exactly.
    I'd give it an 8 on the Powers scale. The Russian judge dissents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TruBlu View Post
    Hmmm. Thereís more time between college games than NBA games, and less of them. And he would already be on campus. Coach K might even let him keep his basketball scholarship, if Zion would suit up and play about 34 minutes each game.
    But Zion will be pulled in multiple directions on campus- given his love of acting. You also are not accounting for the fact that Zion does everything fast- including reading.

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    Can you imagine the scenes if Zion decided to come back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukelifer View Post
    But Zion will be pulled in multiple directions on campus- given his love of acting. You also are not accounting for the fact that Zion does everything fast- including reading.
    Which means he can read and study during his 6 minutes on the bench and during timeouts. He can write his papers during halftime.

    Come on Zion! You can do this.

    p.s. I have a wild hunch that Zion is going to stay for his sophomore year. Which means he probably announces for the NBA tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay29 View Post
    I come here for Duke bball discussion, but I stay for the subtle anthropology puns.
    The evolution of DBR is quite remarkable.

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    I had a friend at Duke, anthropology major, went on to graduate school in it too ... she was fascinated by bog men.

    Even in just one year, Zion must have heard about the colorful history of the Cameron Crazies; maybe he confused BOG men with bog men.

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    Guys. He is coming back. Its confirmed..

    https://twitter.com/BlueDevils/statu...22113002516482

    Click on the picture and check out the caption.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukehk View Post
    Guys. He is coming back. Its confirmed..

    https://twitter.com/BlueDevils/statu...22113002516482

    Click on the picture and check out the caption.

    Thatís just mean... my heart just skipped a beat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukehk View Post
    Guys. He is coming back. Its confirmed..

    https://twitter.com/BlueDevils/statu...22113002516482

    Click on the picture and check out the caption.

    Real funny.

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    If Zion comes back my head will literally explode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UrinalCake View Post
    If Zion comes back my head will literally explode.
    Don't worry Urinal, your head will be ok.

    You literally have a better chance of winning the Powerball than Zion returning.

    The DBR Front page talks about the greatest Duke basketball tweet of all time. Well then maybe this blue box one was one of the worst.

    The #Brotherhood who put that out is not affiliated with DukeU or DukeMBB. They tweeted out that picture, but it's not happening so I think it's kinda not cool because some Duke fans are going to get trolled.

    But Z should declare in the next day or two and put a stop to this nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukehk View Post
    Guys. He is coming back. Its confirmed..

    https://twitter.com/BlueDevils/statu...22113002516482

    Click on the picture and check out the caption.

    Well he was going to return, but now he is ineligible due to this being an NCAA violation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UrinalCake View Post
    If Zion comes back my head will literally explode.
    So, how much do you really need your head? Might be a worthwhile tradeoff.

    Quote Originally Posted by proelitedota View Post
    Well he was going to return, but now he is ineligible due to this being an NCAA violation.
    Only if he got paid, right?

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