On Duke stationery, no less! I think the move here is to slowly rip it up while maintaining unblinking eye contact and a neutral expression. He's flexing and you need to flex back.
There is still time...don't give up. Imagine my joy when 16yo daughter said it would be "morally wrong to go to UNC"
Might be a phase.
That said, I’m not sure that my father has ever forgiven me for rooting for Madden’s Raiders against the Redskins in the Super Bowl.
Boy, these young people today and their recency bias...
The real question is: What did you do to deserve this? Only by looking inwardly at yourself can you come to terms with your own shortcomings and right the wrongs that prompted such a heretical note.
I mean seriously, just buy your kid the Lego set and be done with it!
“Coach said no 3s.” - Zion on The Block
It’s funny - I don’t ever push him one way or the other. I just cheer for them and invite him along.
Kids are weird. 😂
Good bye Kid! Hope you enjoy being a hobo and riding the rails.
It's been great while it lasted!
Hope you have another child to take up the slack.
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
Pretty long GIF here, but this is what I thought of when I read this The ultimate flex on a unruly kid testing limits...
Son, I want you to enjoy basketball as much as I do.
Being a true Duke fan is 50% anxiety, 30% ignoring jealousy, 25% reiterating 9f, and only 5% unbridled joy.
If you want to root for another team, I can't stop you.
Just know that I would do anything, ANYTHING, to share that fleeting joy with you.
Because I love you.
I think this is an April Fool's joke. That handwriting looks like Julius Pepper's or Tyler Hansbrough's.