Bad puns from Cal thread

[westwall]

I can’t Handel much more of this. Already, I have to use a Liszt to keep track of it all. Pretty soon I won’t know waltz up, will be flat on my Bach, and will completely un-Ravel.

On the basses of your several posts today, you WIN !

[swood1000]

On the basses of your several posts today, you WIN !

Ives seen many better than mine. I better keep Bizet.

[swood1000]

Götterdämmerung it.

Do you really think that sort of Bartók is appropriate here?

[devildeac]

Do you really think that sort of Bartók is appropriate here?

Yep, just had to duet.

[swood1000]

Yep, just had to duet.

To be Frank, I jazz can't understand it.

[Reilly]

Not sure why they moved the puns over here. "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

<rimskyshot>

[Reilly]

To be Frank, I jazz can't understand it.

And you may have Miles to go before you ever do.

[swood1000]

And you may have Miles to go before you ever do.

Accordion to you.

[rsvman]

And you may have Miles to go before you ever do.

This thread's twists and turns are making me Dizzy.

[duke96]

While y'all should probably make a concert-ed effort to stop bassoon, I fear this may just be the timpani iceberg!

[Tripping William]

This thread's twists and turns are making me Dizzy.

I know, right? It's a crime. Probably Thelonious.

[swood1000]

I know, right? It's a crime. Probably Thelonious.

Alto gather this whole ding is going to Halen a handbasket, but I’ll stick with it come Ella high water. However, if it keeps gong this way we'll half a rumba in the jungah.

[OldPhiKap]

I dated this woman in college who was really into balloon animals. Cats, dogs, elephants, everything. Her favorite though was a big Mickey Mouse inflatable balloon. The thing was huge. So big, in fact, that it would not fit into her car when I helped her move out of her dorm.

So, I had to Die Fledermous.





(I am so, so sorry for that one y'all. I'll show myself out . . . .)

[swood1000]

I dated this woman in college who was really into balloon animals. Cats, dogs, elephants, everything. Her favorite though was a big Mickey Mouse inflatable balloon. The thing was huge. So big, in fact, that it would not fit into her car when I helped her move out of her dorm.

So, I had to Die Fledermous.

(I am so, so sorry for that one y'all. I'll show myself out . . . .)

Suite!

[Reilly]

... Her favorite though was a big Mickey Mouse inflatable balloon ... I had to Die Fledermous.

With all the packing and whatnot, moving can be a really Straussful experience for a lot of folks.

[CrazyNotCrazie]

I dated this woman in college who was really into balloon animals. Cats, dogs, elephants, everything. Her favorite though was a big Mickey Mouse inflatable balloon. The thing was huge. So big, in fact, that it would not fit into her car when I helped her move out of her dorm.

So, I had to Die Fledermous.





(I am so, so sorry for that one y'all. I'll show myself out . . . .)

I think I know her too - that was a kind thing to do Fur Elise

[Reilly]

I think I know her too - that was a kind thing to do Fur Elise

Maybe I'm reading too much into what you meant by saying you "know" her, but pointing that out on this public forum is pretty common, man, and I hope OPK's Copland with the news OK.

[OldPhiKap]

I think I know her too - that was a kind thing to do Fur Elise

Genius.

Maybe I'm reading too much into what you meant by saying you "know" her, but pointing that out on this public forum is pretty common, man, and I hope OPK's Copland with the news OK.

I dunno. 9/4, 13/6, 7/4. These are difficult times.

[CrazyNotCrazie]

Maybe I'm reading too much into what you meant by saying you "know" her, but pointing that out on this public forum is pretty common, man, and I hope OPK's Copland with the news OK.

I hope he doesn't try to take me out with Pachelbel's Canon - I meant no offense and don't let William Tell him otherwise

[swood1000]

Maybe I'm reading too much into what you meant by saying you "know" her, but pointing that out on this public forum is pretty common, man, and I hope OPK's Copland with the news OK.

It looks like you would have liked to meter.