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    Bad puns from Cal thread

    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    I thought it was all about the bass.
    I treble at the thought.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    I thought it was all about the bass.
    I thought sufficient cow bell was the key.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    I thought it was all about the bass.
    This may be true alto I don't know for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsvman View Post
    This may be true alto I don't know for sure.
    So, pra' no more ominous tones occur.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Why are these anthologies of puns from other threads always entitled "bad?"

    Some are quite good.

    Sigh, sometimes I feel like I'm just tap-dancing and farting, but nobody understands ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Sigh, sometimes I feel like I'm just tap-dancing and farting, but nobody understands ...
    But ya gotta hope they don't keep sniffing around the dance floor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    So, pra' no more ominous tones occur.
    are you devling into portuguese on that one? If so, i'll take it up a notch: so' pra nos to enjoy his lack of success relative to K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Why are these anthologies of puns from other threads always entitled "bad?"

    Some are quite good.
    They do harmony if there are too many of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Why are these anthologies of puns from other threads always entitled "bad?"

    Some are quite good ...
    More than a phew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInBrasil View Post
    are you deviling into portuguese on that one? If so, i'll take it up a notch: so' pra nos to enjoy his lack of success relative to K.
    Perhaps deviling and not delving.

    I wish I could claim credit for being that clever .

    I substituted the ' for a "y" and hoped for a bit different pronunciation of the "a" sound .

    Oh, never mind. Time to return to work.

    Yours is nicely done.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    ... Yours is nicely done.
    DiB composed it well; the way you've been conducting things, however ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reilly View Post
    DiB composed it well; the way you've been conducting things, however ...
    Noted...
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Why are these anthologies of puns from other threads always entitled "bad?"

    Some are quite good ...
    Some may sound good to you, but strike others as being off-key.

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    Y'all really need to give it a rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reilly View Post
    Some may sound good to you, but strike others as being off-key.
    You don't need to be that sharp to realize that some of them are coming up a bit flat

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyNotCrazie View Post
    You don't need to be that sharp to realize that some of them are coming up a bit flat
    No, you just have to be natural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rasputin View Post
    No, you just have to be natural.
    Carefully measuring all these posts, I think minor better.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    Carefully measuring all these posts, I think minor better.
    You major point.

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    Not sure why they moved the puns over here. "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Not sure why they moved the puns over here. "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."
    I think you're preaching to the choir.

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