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    Bad puns from NBA thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Furniture View Post
    Ok basketball experts. Since Rasheed has signed to Dijon France why is he still playing for the Hornets Summer League team?
    Couldn't cut the mustard?

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    Sheed is a quick learner

    Quote Originally Posted by curtis325 View Post
    Couldn't cut the mustard?


    (I know, I know it's muster)

    I think once he gets to France, he'll be able to ketchup quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by curtis325 View Post
    Couldn't cut the mustard?
    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post
    I think once he gets to France, he'll be able to ketchup quickly.
    Do you think he relishes the opportunity to play in Europe?

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    You guys could have 'mustered' up a better answer in my opinion.
    President of the Marshall Plumlee fan club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Furniture View Post
    You guys could have 'mustered' up a better answer in my opinion.
    Please don't Poupon our analysis.

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    This could be a Gulden opportunity for him

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    But he mayon to a bread and butter team. The proof will be in the pudding; but some will ask: Where's The Beef?

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    I am pleased to see that everyone is practicing safe punning, using plenty of condiments.
    This message was composed entirely from recycled letters of the alphabet using only renewable, caffeinated energy sources.
    No trees, wabbits, chimps or whales died in the process.

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    Does anyone think that Sheed is now a seasoned veteran?
    I am relishing for an answer.
    President of the Marshall Plumlee fan club!

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    If he signs a contract, he mayo more time than he wants to pay.

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    Sheed is no Pete Maravich...

    Quote Originally Posted by Furniture View Post
    Does anyone think that Sheed is now a seasoned veteran?
    I am relishing for an answer.
    ...who was quite a hot dog when he played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post
    ...who was quite a hot dog when he played.
    He definitely was a brat.
    "Amazing what a minute can do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tripping William View Post
    He definitely was a brat.
    Could have been Wurst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tripping William View Post
    He definitely was a brat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Indoor66 View Post
    Could have been Wurst.
    I never sausage a thread derailment.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I never sausage a thread derailment.
    I was just being frank, and have nothing furter to say on the subject.
    "Amazing what a minute can do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I never sausage a thread derailment.
    Maybe if you provided a link to similar thread derailments?....

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    Would love for you all to quit it andouille a big favor. You are making me hungry.

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    Cumin To Fruition

    Lettuce at least agree that it is sage advice that folks who cumin to this conversation tread lightly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tripping William View Post
    I was just being frank, and have nothing furter to say on the subject.
    Quote Originally Posted by rsvman View Post
    Maybe if you provided a link to similar thread derailments?...
    I can't believe I'm being grilled like this.

    I do believe a poll is needed to declare one of these the wiener.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I can't believe I'm being grilled like this.

    I do believe a poll is needed to declare one of these the wiener.
    Let me be the first to cue up to vote for rsvman

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