Clemson and inclusivity

[OldPhiKap]

I've just gotten here... am I late?

Dunno. I left after waiting five minutes. You there?

[BD80]

Wait. Are there actual people older than 8 that prefer smooth peanut butter?

Physically or emotionally?

[Reilly]

Oh no you didn't! (finger wag)

Ooooo, about as fear-inducing as one of Hanstravel's "hold me back" protestations.

Well, we do give them shelf space.

That's my point. We also cheer enthusiastically at a 4-year old's "dance" recital, and yell 'good try' to the kid who starts his swing at strike three after it's already hit the catcher's mitt.

I bet Bob's plotting how to slip some crunchy peanut butter to a dog right now. The world's going to hell.

[Indoor66]

Ooooo, about as fear-inducing as one of Hanstravel's "hold me back" protestations.



That's my point. We also cheer enthusiastically at a 4-year old's "dance" recital, and yell 'good try' to the kid who starts his swing at strike three after it's already hit the catcher's mitt.

I bet Bob's plotting how to slip some crunchy peanut butter to a dog right now. The world's going to hell.

Get off my lawn.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Dunno. I left after waiting five minutes. You there?

Physically or emotionally?

[OldPhiKap]

Physically or emotionally?

Mentally, spiritually, virtually . . .

[Wander]

It is amusing that more than 2/3 of the population considers themselves to be ABOVE average drivers.

I think it's probably true that about 2/3 of the population are above average drivers. Reason? There are enough people with licenses that are so atrociously terrible at driving that they're weighing the average down. I cannot believe how some of these people got licenses.

[Indoor66]

And another thing: put me on hold to answer another call and I will immediately hang up.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Is this where I complain about text speak?

[brevity]

Is this where I complain about text speak?

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1. Dogs are great, in theory. I enjoy watching them from a safe distance, like on my TV.
2. Never chipped my tooth on smooth peanut butter.
3. Cultural sensitivity works both ways. "Sorry, boss, I come from a place where time is not measured." "I can appreciate that, and maybe you can teach me about that. But now you are in a place that has clocks and meetings and deadlines, so start to appreciate how we measure time."
4. If you don't signal every time you turn or change lanes, you are a bad driver. Exceptions made for emergencies, or when you are in a turn-only lane.

[Reilly]

I dislike dogs. I strongly dislike dogs. I believe the word hate could even come into play here. Multiple people have flat out told me I am weird because I don't love their stupid dog.

And before anyone jumps to false conclusions, no I am not a cat person I hate them equally.

If you have to have a pet, I recommend a fish in a bowl.

In an attempt to keep the negative replies to a minimum, I'll refrain from commenting on other people's [redacted seven letter word] kids.

They're good dogs, Brent.