“Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.”
-Homer Simpson
“Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”
-Homer Simpson
“Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.”
-Homer Simpson
“Homer no function beer well without.”
-Homer Simpson
“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
-Plato
“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.”
-Thomas Jefferson
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”
-Tina Fey
“Instead of water we got here a draught of beer…a lumberer’s drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once—which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines.”
-Henry David Thoreau
“Most people hate the taste of beer—to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.”
-Winston Churchill
“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.”
-Jack Nicholson
“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”
-Sid Vicious
“I have respect for beer.”
-Russell Crowe
“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”
-Anne Sexton
“Isn’t beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness?”
-Milan Kundera
“Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”
-Ray Bradbury
“A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”
-Stephen King
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”
-Martin Luther
“For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king.”
-William Shakespeare
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
WC Fields
“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
-Abraham Lincoln