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  1. #1341
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Location
    Colfax, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by DevilHorse View Post
    Don't have a cow!
    I'm just having a small beef.

    Well, Iím going to ignore this and look pasture puns.

  2. #1342
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post
    Well, Iím going to ignore this and look pasture puns.
    Agree. We should all steer clear.

  3. #1343
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Location
    Colfax, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Agree. We should all steer clear.

    Bundabergdevil - why would you say something like that about the steer? Hoove you been hanging out with?

  4. #1344
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post
    Bundabergdevil - why would you say something like that about the steer? Hoove you been hanging out with?
    Some real Grade A cud chewers, thatís who!

  5. #1345
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Summerville ,S.C.
    You have to see the size of this kid .my kid is 5ft 10 290. This kid is absolutely huge that he had to block
    Made him look like a third grader.
    6ft6 had to be 400 pounds.if not more.
    https://streamable.com/si0inm

  6. #1346
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    St. Louis
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Some real Grade A cud chewers, thatís who!
    Go back to Jersey.

  7. #1347
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by rasputin View Post
    Go back to Jersey.
    Never lived there so canít mooooove back.

  8. #1348
    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    ÖI *may* have been living in Kansas too long...
    Iím pretty sure this sentence is never correct.

  9. #1349
    Cud you guys move on?

  10. #1350
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by fidel View Post
    Cud you guys move on?
    My doctor has advised I donít move too fast on account of my tender loin.

  11. #1351
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Location
    Colfax, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by fidel View Post
    Cud you guys move on?


    Just stay on the ground, beef.

  12. #1352
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    St. Louis
    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post
    Just stay on the ground, beef.
    Cowabunga!

  13. #1353
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    New Jersey
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    My doctor has advised I donít moo too fast on account of my tender loin.
    FIFY
    Rich
    "Failure is Not a Destination"
    Coach K on the Dan Patrick Show, December 22, 2016

  14. #1354
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    My doctor has advised I donít move too fast on account of my tender loin.
    Iíve got bad calves too.

  15. #1355
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by fidel View Post
    Iíve got bad calves too.
    Fair warning. If you canít run, youíll be easy to out-flank.

  16. #1356
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Can you hear me now?

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  17. #1357
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Walnut Creek, California
    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post
    Just stay on the ground, beef.

    It would be best if you didn't get ground up, Chuck.

    I'll see my self out...

  18. #1358
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by Jim3k View Post
    It would be best if you didn't get ground up, Chuck.

    I'll see my self out...
    You really butchered that one.

  19. #1359
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, within a couple of miles of Cameron
    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post
    Just stay on the ground, beef.

    What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

  20. #1360
    Quote Originally Posted by JStuart View Post
    What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
    A cow with two long legs and two short legs? West Virginia.

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