Did you see that?!?!

[CameronBornAndBred]

[Kdogg]

I like to think the F-35 became self aware, ejected its pilot and went off to join the peace corps. The government is only saying they found the wreckage to save face.

Honestly I don't know what the government expected. A stealth fighter can't be found. I'd call that a success.

[CrazieDUMB]

Welp, that should about do it for civilization then.

Someone turn out the lights.

You think this is bad, the Chinese already lost a nuclear sub

https://www.eurasiantimes.com/pla-su...r-underground/

[CameronBlue]

I like to think the F-35 became self aware, ejected its pilot and went off to join the peace corps. The government is only saying they found the wreckage to save face.

So AI now has its very own F-35, that's a good start to having a Defense Department. When it starts offering health care I'm defecting.

[Kdogg]

So AI now has its very own F-35, that's a good start to having a Defense Department.

But AI is so helpful.

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[bundabergdevil]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...030554193.html

Oh, art world, just when I think you’ve gotten silly enough.

[JasonEvans]

If you have already seen an 83-year-old man just totally own an obnoxious young woman today, then you need not click to watch this video.

You better stay until the end!!!!

[DevilHorse]

BPLOG asked me to find the following clip. It looked to me as if UConn was trying to do the same thing, but failed, early in the game when receiving one of the few Duke punts:
https://youtu.be/42dPCk6ALvc

The receiving team ran to the side of the field opposite from where the ball was punted. And the kicking team complied by following the flow of the receiving team blockers. The only problem was the ball was kicked to the side of the field where there wasn't much of a fuss going on.

Larry
DevilHorse

[DevilHorse]

BPLOG asked me to find the following clip. It looked to me as if UConn was trying to do the same thing, but failed, early in the game when receiving one of the few Duke punts:
https://youtu.be/42dPCk6ALvc

The receiving team ran to the side of the field opposite from where the ball was punted. And the kicking team complied by following the flow of the receiving team blockers. The only problem was the ball was kicked to the side of the field where there wasn't much of a fuss going on.

Larry
DevilHorse

The play that I'm referring to in the Duke/UConn game took place with the score 24-0 at 1:23 on the clock in the 2nd quarter. Our punt was right down the middle, which mitigated what UConn could do with it. Our coverage was solid on that play.

Larry
DevilHorse

[Phredd3]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...030554193.html

Oh, art world, just when I think you’ve gotten silly enough.

Yeah, but this silliness in the art world is kinda fun, honestly. The title was "Take the Money and Run"? I mean, that's truly ballsy.

[Skydog]

Yeah, but this silliness in the art world is kinda fun, honestly. The title was "Take the Money and Run"? I mean, that's truly ballsy.

I was in college in the ‘70’s when Abbie Hoffman wrote “Steal this Book.” So I did. Several copies.
Not my proudest moment. But close to it.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I was in college in the ‘70’s when Abbie Hoffman wrote “Steal this Book.” So I did. Several copies.
Not my proudest moment. But close to it.

I have stolen 1 thing in my entire life. A candy dish from an Ivy League school where I was invited to speak at a conference. I never so much as stole a piece of candy or gum. But I took that candy dish as a trophy because I felt like I had finally made it. And might never experience something like that again. It is generic and doesn't have the emblem of the university on it or anything. Just solid white. But I know where I got it.

[aimo]

I have stolen 1 thing in my entire life. A candy dish from an Ivy League school where I was invited to speak at a conference. I never so much as stole a piece of candy or gum. But I took that candy dish as a trophy because I felt like I had finally made it. And might never experience something like that again. It is generic and doesn't have the emblem of the university on it or anything. Just solid white. But I know where I got it.

I'm a tellin'!

[ClemmonsDevil]

I'm a tellin'!

Nuh-uh! Mom! She's lying!

[camion]

I have stolen 1 thing in my entire life. A candy dish from an Ivy League school where I was invited to speak at a conference. I never so much as stole a piece of candy or gum. But I took that candy dish as a trophy because I felt like I had finally made it. And might never experience something like that again. It is generic and doesn't have the emblem of the university on it or anything. Just solid white. But I know where I got it.

I have never stolen a single thing in my entire life.


But I have occasionally lied about not stealing stuff.

[Skydog]

I have stolen 1 thing in my entire life. A candy dish from an Ivy League school where I was invited to speak at a conference. I never so much as stole a piece of candy or gum. But I took that candy dish as a trophy because I felt like I had finally made it. And might never experience something like that again. It is generic and doesn't have the emblem of the university on it or anything. Just solid white. But I know where I got it.

In my defense those Steal This Book books are the entire sum total of my adult thievery. (Is 19yo “adult”?) I took 3 copies because Abbie told me to fight THE MAN. In this case the MAN was the Princeton Univ bookstore - not sure what injustices I was righting there.* I was poor and PU is rich? Nah - I didn't need the book. Ok, I admit I did it because it would make a funny story.

* Given that I just confessed I’m curious - has the statute of limitations expired on this?

[OldPhiKap]

In my defense those Steal This Book books are the entire sum total of my adult thievery. I took 3 copies because Abbie told me to fight THE MAN. In this case the MAN was the Princeton Univ bookstore - not sure what injustices I was righting there.* I was poor and PU is rich? Nah - I didn't need the book. Ok, I admit I did it because it would make a funny story.

* Given that I just confessed I’m curious - has the statute of limitations expired on this?

I think petty theft is one year, otherwise five. I’m guessing you’re fine as long as there is not an outstanding warrant for your arrest.

[Skydog]

I think petty theft is one year, otherwise five. I’m guessing you’re fine as long as there is not an outstanding warrant for your arrest.

Phew! I can breathe again.